You're Excused
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery before they got married!
Summary: Excuse me?!

"So, is it a girl or a boy?" Jenna asked.
"Why don't you ask her boyfriend? He would know," Liz said, pointing to Avery.
"Excuse me?" Avery shot back.
"Bitch, I know you heard me. You're boyfriend's fucking me."
"Excuse me?!" she said again.
"Is that all you say, Emma or Autumn or whatever?"
"It's Avery."
"Do you think I give a fuck?!"
"Excuse me?!"
"Bitch, you're excused! Now just get out of his life! He doesn't need you. He has ME."
Avery left, and Jenna burst out laughing.
"Come on, Liz. Let's get you to Jack's office so you can calm down. It's probably just your hormones."
"I'm 8 weeks, Jenna. I have an ultrasound thing today, so I'm stressed."
Jenna opened the door to Jack's office.
"Hey, she needs you. She's stressed. Liz cursed your girlfriend out...guess you're stuck with her."
"Thank you, Jenna," Jack said.
"How's our little Rufus T. Barleysheath doing?" he asked.
"Great!! Now come on. Let's do it before I have to go to rehearsal."
"God, I love you pregnant."

TBC