Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Just Hide Me...Somewhere

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Tracy and Jenna hide in Jack's office to see what was making Liz so happy.

"JMar!" Tracy called out, seeing Jenna.
"Oh, hi Tracy. What do you need?"
"Have you been noticing Liz Lemon acting so happy lately?"
"I guess. Maybe she's just happy the season's almost ending."
"I don't think that's what it is. You wanna hide in Jackie D's office to see what makes her so happy?"
"Why don't I just ask her?"
"No, that's K Swiss' job!"
"Whatever, Tray."
They snuck in Jack's office when Jonathan was ordering lunch for Jack. Jack had been in a meeting at the moment, so it was easy for them to sneak in. 
"You got the video camera?" Tracy asked Jenna.
Jenna nodded.
About ten minutes later, Jack returned to his office with Liz.
"Hey, have you seen Tracy and Jenna?" Liz asked Jack.
"I'm afraid I can't help you with that, Liz."
"He called her Liz!" Jenna whispered to Tracy.
"Shut up or we won't hear them!" Tracy replied.
"Liz," Jack started, as he was walking towered Liz, "you need to relax."
"But, Jack. I'm so stressed and we have rehearsal today."
"I know something that'll make all your stress go away."
"Like what?" Liz asked, in a rather whiny voice.
Jack kissed her. 
"Does that...solve anything?"
Liz blushed.
"Maybe," she replied. 
"Maybe you need to do it one more time. Or more. Your choice."
"Oh, we're way past kissing now, Lemon."
"Oh, shit! They're gonna do it!" Tracy said.
"Wait 'til the writers see this!"

"...and that's how Liz is always so happy. Replay?" Jenna said, after showing them the footage.
"Oh. My. Gosh. Jack and Liz? Really?" 
The writers burst out in laughter.
"Hey! Cut it out! They look cute together," Lutz said.
Just then, Jack and Liz entered the writers' room, so Jenna had to stop the tape. She whisked everyone in the room.
"Oh hey guys. What are you watching?" Liz asked.
"Oh, um...The Grammy's!" some new writer perked up.
"That's great! Hey, me and Jack will be just a second, okay? We just have to talk about stuff."
The writers' nodded.
"Wait!" Jenna called out.
Liz stopped from opening the door.
Jenna went up to Jack and picked up what was sticking out of his pocket.
It was a bra. And not just any bra. Liz'a bra.
"And who might this belong to?" Jenna asked.
Jack sighed in defeat. 
"Well, I guess you've found out. Yes, Jack and I are doing it."
"Not only that, Liz. But we are seeing each other."
The writers were silent.
"Aren't you gonna groan in disgust or something?" Liz asked.
"No, we're totally cool with it," Frank said.
"Really?" Liz asked.
The writers' nodded.
"Great! I'll see you later, guys!"
When Liz went inside her office, the writers called out to Jack.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Jackie D! Make us proud!"
Jack just rolled his eyes and said "Oh brother."

END

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