Just Do It!

Rating: PG-13ish....I guess.
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "You said you loved me, right?" 

He kissed her. At his own home, where she practically lived now. He had promised himself not to do this, since the marriage was going to be over soon. And she promised not to get so overwhelmed as soon as she moaned into his mouth. He pulled away.
"I am so sorry. I'm sorry," he said.
"What do you have to be sorry for?"
"Well, you're obviously mad and--"
Liz pulled away the covers from her bed and Jack saw that she was wearing a nightie. 
"There's no way in hell that you bought that, Lemon."
"Well, yeah. I can say that. But wait, you said that you loved me, right?"
The moments of that memory flashed in his eyes. It was that one day when he was talking to Avery.
"And who is she now? Is she your girlfriend?" she asked.
"No. She's my wife."
"Oh, great! Another Mrs. Donaghy. Hasn't she had the feel of being a Donaghy once already?"
"Yes, but that was a mistake."
"Still is now," Liz thought.
"So?! What do you see in her, Jack?!"
"She's...challenging. I like how we brush our teeth in the morning. It's what we do everyday, but there's always something special to it. I like how she doesn't say I'm stupid when I watch those shows on Animal Planet. She laughs with me. And I know I couldn't live without her by my side. So, of course, we were best friends. But, I wanted to take it to the next level. So, I married her."
"And...?"
"And what?"
Avery scoffed.
"Oh, please. Like you love her."
Jack saw Liz peeking at the door. 
"I do. With all of my heart," he said, locking eyes with Liz.

"You said you loved me, right?" Liz repeated.
"Well, yes. I do. But you said we could have an annulment since this marriage was after all, a fake."
"Okay, show me that you love me."
"What?" He looked dumbfounded.
"Show me that you love me," Liz said, stepping closer to him.
"No," he said, before pausing, "I can't have sex with you here. I hate this bed."
"You don't think I do too?"
"Oh, Lemon. You'll always be like this."
"Alright, alright. Now shut up and kiss me."

She woke up in Jack's bed, with Jack spooning her. She chuckled remembering the event that happened earlier. But wait, Jack loved her. Does she...love him? After all, his only reason to marry her was because he felt the need to since all the other executives were married. She got off the bed gently, and put one of his dress shirts on. She went to the kitchen to get herself some chocolate and vanilla ice cream. 
"Lemon, is that you?" Jack asked, when he was making his way to the kitchen.
"Yeah, it's me. Want some ice cream?" 
"No, I don't want chocolate...or vanilla. I want strawberry."
"Strawberry? I didn't take you for a strawberry kind of guy, Jack."
"I'm not. I just chose strawberry, so I could do this."
Jack took one spoonful of the ice cream and kissed Liz.
"Mmm. Tastes kind of like Neapolitan."
"Lemon, have you ever done it on a kitchen counter?"
"Can't say I have, no." 
Shit, was she flirting with him? 
"Just seeing you in one of my dress shirts...you look..."
"Sexy?" Liz bit her lip, "I know."

"Hey guys!" Liz said as she walked in the writers room, smiling, with a box of donuts.
"Hey, Liz...what's up?"
"I bought you guys donuts!"
"Did you...poison this?"
"Noo!!! Can't someone just be happy?"
Liz walked off, with that smile still on her face. 
Jenna walked in the writers room shortly after.
"Hey, where's Liz?"
"Office. She looks so happy for some reason."
"Happy? Oh my gosh. LIZ!" 
"Hey, Jenna!" Liz said, as Jenna walked in her office.
"You did it with Jack!"
Liz blushed.
"Oh my gosh, Liz! How many times last night?"
"It wasn't just last night, Jenna! It was two nights ago."
"Tell me! Tell me all about it!"
"Okay, so Jack and I were at this ball for something and it was a hotel...and well, I was pretty drunk and I told him to get us a room and we did. The next night, five times. On his bed, the kitchen counter, the kitchen floor, the table, and the couch. This morning....the bed, the elevator...and his desk."
"Nine times in 3 days?! Damn, can I borrow him?!"
Liz just laughed.

TBC

Come On, Donaghy!

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: not mine
Spoilers: none
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Jack had never been more nervous in his life.

He couldn't believe it. Him, Jack Donaghy, was nervous. I mean, just the thought of it is impossible. But, this was not the first time he asked a woman out to dinner. It was different this time though. The woman he was about to ask out was not like the many he dated. She wasn't a supermodel. She was a writer. 
Yup, he was gonna ask Elizabeth Lemon out. 
The writers' were out for lunch, which was rare since they always ate at the table. Cerie and Liz were the only ones left in the room.
"Cerie, is um, Liz here?"
"Oh yeah, she's in her office."
"Do I...look okay?"
Cerie gave him a confused look.
"Oh, I see where this is going. Um, it's Valentine's Day, right?" Cerie asked Jack.
He nodded.
"Here. Frank and Lutz each gave me a rose, but you can have one."
"Thank you, Cerie."
"Sure, no problem."
Jack walked to Liz's door.
"Oh, um--" Cerie started to say.
Jack turned back.
"Yes?" he replied.
"Good luck."
Jack opened the door to Liz's office where he saw Liz on her laptop.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Lemon," Jack said as he placed the rose on her table.
"Aw, thanks Jack! You're the first person to say that to me. To tell you the truth, if I hadn't met you, who would give me a flower for Valentine's Day?"
His heart was racing fast. Goddamn it, Jack! You give her your A-Game!
"Aw, come here," Liz said, standing up to give him a hug.
Okay, he was prepared. Ready. 
"Liz, can I...can I ask you something?"
"Shoot."
He took a deep breath.
"You know what? It's not that important."
"Um, okay."
Jack slammed the door shut and began cursing, not even caring if Cerie was there. 
He went to the nearest mirror.
"You're gonna ask her out. Oh, yeah. You're gonna take what's yours, you magnificent son of a bitch!"
Apparently, Liz was doing the same thing.
"Okay. Elizabeth Lemon, you've got this. You're a single woman who might get asked out today. And when he asks you, you take what's yours. Now act calm, you little bitch!"
Jack ran back to her office.
"Oh, hey, Jack. I wasn't...giving myself pep talk."
Without thinking, Jack kissed her.
"Do you want to go out with me?" he asked.
"Hmm?"
"Like, you know, dinner. A date. A dinner date."
"Oh, Jack. Of course! And the last time I checked, we are married. So don't call me 'Lemon' anymore."
"Alright. Mrs. Donaghy, I will call you and give you the details."
"When can I expect you to call?"
"Oh, maybe after the writers get back."
"Okay, I'll be waiting," Liz said with a smile.
Jack kissed her one more time when the writers came back from lunch.
"Bye," they both said.
"Oh shit, they're doing it!" some writer said.
"Oh, shut up. We're married. Married couples can do that."
She shut the door to her office while the writers were laughing and "awwing" at the news. 
He needs to buy her a ring.

END

Just Hide Me...Somewhere

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Tracy and Jenna hide in Jack's office to see what was making Liz so happy.

"JMar!" Tracy called out, seeing Jenna.
"Oh, hi Tracy. What do you need?"
"Have you been noticing Liz Lemon acting so happy lately?"
"I guess. Maybe she's just happy the season's almost ending."
"I don't think that's what it is. You wanna hide in Jackie D's office to see what makes her so happy?"
"Why don't I just ask her?"
"No, that's K Swiss' job!"
"Whatever, Tray."
They snuck in Jack's office when Jonathan was ordering lunch for Jack. Jack had been in a meeting at the moment, so it was easy for them to sneak in. 
"You got the video camera?" Tracy asked Jenna.
Jenna nodded.
About ten minutes later, Jack returned to his office with Liz.
"Hey, have you seen Tracy and Jenna?" Liz asked Jack.
"I'm afraid I can't help you with that, Liz."
"He called her Liz!" Jenna whispered to Tracy.
"Shut up or we won't hear them!" Tracy replied.
"Liz," Jack started, as he was walking towered Liz, "you need to relax."
"But, Jack. I'm so stressed and we have rehearsal today."
"I know something that'll make all your stress go away."
"Like what?" Liz asked, in a rather whiny voice.
Jack kissed her. 
"Does that...solve anything?"
Liz blushed.
"Maybe," she replied. 
"Maybe you need to do it one more time. Or more. Your choice."
"Oh, we're way past kissing now, Lemon."
"Oh, shit! They're gonna do it!" Tracy said.
"Wait 'til the writers see this!"

"...and that's how Liz is always so happy. Replay?" Jenna said, after showing them the footage.
"Oh. My. Gosh. Jack and Liz? Really?" 
The writers burst out in laughter.
"Hey! Cut it out! They look cute together," Lutz said.
Just then, Jack and Liz entered the writers' room, so Jenna had to stop the tape. She whisked everyone in the room.
"Oh hey guys. What are you watching?" Liz asked.
"Oh, um...The Grammy's!" some new writer perked up.
"That's great! Hey, me and Jack will be just a second, okay? We just have to talk about stuff."
The writers' nodded.
"Wait!" Jenna called out.
Liz stopped from opening the door.
Jenna went up to Jack and picked up what was sticking out of his pocket.
It was a bra. And not just any bra. Liz'a bra.
"And who might this belong to?" Jenna asked.
Jack sighed in defeat. 
"Well, I guess you've found out. Yes, Jack and I are doing it."
"Not only that, Liz. But we are seeing each other."
The writers were silent.
"Aren't you gonna groan in disgust or something?" Liz asked.
"No, we're totally cool with it," Frank said.
"Really?" Liz asked.
The writers' nodded.
"Great! I'll see you later, guys!"
When Liz went inside her office, the writers called out to Jack.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Jackie D! Make us proud!"
Jack just rolled his eyes and said "Oh brother."

END

The Talk

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Lemonade
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Liz finds out his favorite drink.

"He loves lemons. He can't of them! He'd grab a lemon wedge and suck it 'til it's dry," a friend of Jack's said. "Uh-huh...what about lemonade?" Liz asked.
"Anything with a Lemon in it, he'll love it. Why? I'm Jane Durham, by the way."
"Liz...nice to meet you."
"What's your last name?"
Jack came back from the restroom, sitting back down at their table.
"Uh, Lemon, are you okay?" he asked.
"W-w-w-wait. Your last name's Lemon?"
Liz nodded and Jane bursted out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"Nothing, nothing. I suppose I should leave you two alone now. Have fun with a 'Lemon,' Jack."
Jane left.
"Well, well, well...looks like someone's got a guilty pleasure."
"Like you don't, Lemon! You get a Jack Daniels every time, steak with Jack glaze--"
"Alright, alright! We both have our obsessions. Can we just not talk about it and enjoy Anna Howard Shaw Day?"
"Or...Valentine's Day."
"You're sick."
"It's worth a shot. I love me some Lemon, and you love yourself some Jack."
"You're drunk. I should take you home."
"What a great idea," Jack said with a grin.

END END END!

Revenge Has Its Benefits
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Follow-up to "The Donaghy Progidy"

Jack and Liz were laugghing when they reached the 52nd floor. He started making out with her in front of Jonathan. She had that twinkle in her eye, which he knew that she was ready. She opened the door quickly and slammed it shut.
"You ready to make him jealous?" he asked, mouth never leaving hers.
She nodded.
Outside, Jonathan was taking calls for Jack, since he was obviously "busy."
"Mister Donaghy is not availabe right now," he said to all the calls Jack got in two hours.
"Oh, god. Jack, Jack, Jack. Yeah!" Liz was moaning sweet nothings, trying to be quiet. But she couldn't. She wasn't trying to be that loud at all. Jack was just...insanely good.
They opened the door a few minutes later. Jack kissed her one more time.
"Jonathan? I told you to take a break while I was fucking my girlfriend."
"I, uh--"
"See ya," Liz said, before giving Jack a kiss.
"Oh, by the way, he was totally fucking me in there," she said before leaving.
Jack watched her as she left, never telling her about her hair.
"Well done, Lemon," he said before going back inside his office.

TBC

The Donaghy Prodigy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: None
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Follow-up to "Excuse me?!"

"Aw, Jack. Look at it. It looks like a baby squirrel," Liz said, as she was staring at her ultrsound picture.
"A baby squirrel, huh? Well, if that's your way of saying it looks cute, then yes. It does look like a baby squirrel."
"Boy, I wonder what Jonathan will have to say about this."
"What are you talking about?"
"It's just that...he's majorly jealous. He has that jealous look on his face when you kiss me in front of his desk, or when your kissing goes on my neck or when you move your hand below my waist. It kills him, you know?"
"Liz, are you trying to be nice to him?"
"No--well, yes. I've always wanted an assistant. But I still hate him. Hey, you know what we should do?"
"If this involves having a threesome with Jonathan, I will gladly decline."
"Um, first of all, ew! I wouldn't want to have sex with him. I'm saying, when we go back to your office later, we'll have sex, right? Well, let's be louder than usual."
Jack smiled.
"Liz Lemon, never had I thought that you will suggest something like this."
"Shut up, Jack!"

TBC

You're Excused
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery before they got married!
Summary: Excuse me?!

"So, is it a girl or a boy?" Jenna asked.
"Why don't you ask her boyfriend? He would know," Liz said, pointing to Avery.
"Excuse me?" Avery shot back.
"Bitch, I know you heard me. You're boyfriend's fucking me."
"Excuse me?!" she said again.
"Is that all you say, Emma or Autumn or whatever?"
"It's Avery."
"Do you think I give a fuck?!"
"Excuse me?!"
"Bitch, you're excused! Now just get out of his life! He doesn't need you. He has ME."
Avery left, and Jenna burst out laughing.
"Come on, Liz. Let's get you to Jack's office so you can calm down. It's probably just your hormones."
"I'm 8 weeks, Jenna. I have an ultrasound thing today, so I'm stressed."
Jenna opened the door to Jack's office.
"Hey, she needs you. She's stressed. Liz cursed your girlfriend out...guess you're stuck with her."
"Thank you, Jenna," Jack said.
"How's our little Rufus T. Barleysheath doing?" he asked.
"Great!! Now come on. Let's do it before I have to go to rehearsal."
"God, I love you pregnant."

TBC

Same Plane?
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: maybe 5x14
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Carol/Avery
Summary: Part 2 or 3... I don't know the chapters anymore.

When they got out of the restroom, they tried making each other presentable.
"Liz, your hair..." Jack pointed to Liz's hair, telling her to fix it.
Liz quickly fixed her hair, giggling when she got back to her seat.
"See? Isn't being naughty fun?"
She tried to muffle her laughter on his shoulder, but that didn't work. Soon, he was laughing too.
"You know something, Lemon?"
"Hmm?"
"It's been a great Valentine's Day."
"Yeah. We broke up with people, we had sex in the first class restroom, and..."
"We're possibly--"
"Dating? Is that possible already?"
"I don't see why not."
"Ya sure you don't have some woman at home you're screwing?"
Jack laughed.
"No, Lemon. I have you for that."
"Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot has asked to put your seatbelt on. We'll be landing in Newark airport in about 15 minutes. Thank you for flying with us!" some flight attendant said.
"That's Carol's new girlfriend."
"Well, he should've thought what he was gonna lose."
"Happy Valentine's Day, Jack."

END
(TBC?)

Same Plane?
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Spoilers: Maybe some 5x14
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery, Liz/Carol, Carol/Avery
Summary: Part 2

"Hey...guys," Liz said.
"Hey. What's going on?" Carol asked.
"You ready to do this?" Jack asked to Liz.
"Like a double-edged sword."
"It's time for us to break up," Jack and Liz both said, facing their now-to-be exes.
"What, why?"
"It's just not the right time," Liz explained.
"Avery, we knew this was going to happen."
Avery nodded and asked Carol if there was a free seat. He leaded her to first class. Jack paid for two extra tickets and got into first class as well.
"Soo..." Liz chuckles. "Sucks to be single," she finished.
"Liz, can I ask you something?" Jack asked, while he was fixing her hair.
"Um, sure."
"When we did it, did you...enjoy it?"
"In all honesty?"
Jack nodded. She closed her laptop.
"Best sex I've EVER EVER had, Jack. I should've never stopped you."
Jack smiled, and kissed her forehead.
"Good. Come on."
"Where are we going?"
"Restroom."
Jack led Liz to the restroom, leaving a little girl having to wait an hour to go to the restroom.

Same Plane?
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: Maybe some 5x14
Pairing: Jack/Avery, Jack/Liz, Liz/Carol, Carol/Avery
Summary: Best friends tend to make the same choices.

"Jack? Avery? What are you two doing on this plane?" Liz asked.
"Lemon, I hope you don't mind. We heard this plane was going back to Newark, so we decided to hop in when the plane landed in Toronto."
"Oh, it's fine. I'll just ask Carol for some free tickets. Jack, can I talk to you for a second?"
Liz pulled Jack to the restroom, giving Avery a suspicious look.
"God, Lemon. I missed you," Jack said, while trying to take off Liz's tank top.
"Whoa! Jack! What are you doing? I dragged you over here to talk, not for a quickie!"
"I apologize."
"Yeah, yeah. So, I'm gonna break up with Carol."
"I--I was going to break up with Avery."
Liz laughed.
"For reals?" she asked.
Jack nodded.
"Well then," she grabbed Jack's arm, "To hell with it."
She unlocked the restroom door and headed for Avery and Carol.
"Best friends think alike, right?" she asked.
"It's break up time, Lemon."

TBC :)

Why?
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine
Spoilers: Rosemary's Baby, before Liz meets Jack
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "Why Me?"

"Oh, you don't have to sign it. I'm not gonna read it anyway," Jenna said to Rosemary.
Jenna left, and Liz was next. But before Rosemary got to grab a book, a man took that book instead.
"Oh, stop talking to this woman, Rosemary. She's far too young to be your sister," the man said.
Liz knew who he was. He was an executive at that company. GE? No, they merged with some company. Oh! Kabletown guy!
"Make it out to Liz," she said.
"Elizabeth. Did your parents name you after--"
"Queen Elizabeth? I don't know. I never asked them."
He gave her back the book and instead of just seeing a small dedication, it said "Wanna grab a drink? -Jack"
Liz nodded and she grabbed a drink with Jack. They talked for a while and later, they had dinner together. Liz ordered desert first.
"No, no. She'll have a salad. You're far too young to eat desert before your main meal."
After they ate dinner, Jack dropped Liz off at her house.
"Why?"
"Why what?"
"Why are you trying to seduce a younger woman like me?"
Jack didn't answer. Instead, he kissed her and left.
That should answer her question.

END
(TBC?)

For Real, This Time

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Liz is pregnant...for real. Part 4.

"Liz, you're doing so great. Just push a little bit more. She's almost there."
Liz pushed.
Then the most beautiful sound was heard. Actually, two sounds.
"Congratulations! You have two healthy babies. One boy and one girl!"
"Jacob...and Emma," Liz said, before passing out.
A few hours later, Liz saw Jack handling two babies.
"Mommy's awake... Here's Jake," Jack said, giving Jake to Liz's arms.
"And here's little Em."
"They're beautiful."
"I got to choose the middle names. Jacob's is Matthew and Emma's is Elizabeth."
"Jacob Matthew Donaghy. Emma Elizabeth Donaghy. They're so amazing, Jack."
"They're gonna be so smart because they have us as parents."
"Can we go home now?"
"Of course."
Jack took Liz home that night with two little babies in their hands. One mini Jack and one mini Liz just waiting to show the world their talents.

TBC???

For Real, This Time

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Liz is pregnant, for real. Part 3.

FIVE MONTHS LATER:
"Where the hell do you think you're going, Jack?!"
"Away."
"No! You can't just leave me alone after all we've been through! You can't just leave your fiance by herself! Jack fuckin' Donaghy, you better get back here! JACK!"
Liz threw a vase at the door.
"Son of a bitch!" she screamed.
Jack...left her.
She cried. Cried all night.
Jack came back at 2 in the morning, where he saw Liz.
"Lemon, wake up."
Liz woke up, seeing him. Her hormones were killing her, and so the waterworks came alive.
"What are you doing here, you stupid bastard?" she asked, between tears.
"I'm sorry, Liz. I'm sorry. I should've never left. I don't want to leave you. I guess I was just stressed about the baby."
She hugged him.
"These hormones are making me different. I love you, Jack. I'm sorry for calling you all that."
Jack looked like he was on the verge of tears himself.
"I'm just glad we're okay now."
He kissed her, letting her know how much he loved her.

TBC??

For Real, This Time

Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Liz is pregnant...for real. Part 2.

Liz just stormed out of their house.
The next morning, Liz wasn't at work. Jack asked everyone in the writers' room, but no one knew where she was. No one answered whenever he tried to call her or knock on her door.
He decided to go to Whitehaven.
"Jack? What are you doing here?" Margaret asked, while opening the door.
"I wanted someone to talk to about Liz."
"Well, you came to the right place. Why not talk to her yourself?" Margaret asked, pointing to Liz.
"Just be kind. She's been crying."
Jack sat next to Liz without saying anything.
She was paler than usual, and her eyes were all puffy.
"Jack?"
"Hi, Lemon."
"W-w-what about Elizabeth? How is she?"
"You mean, Madison. She changed it, Liz. She didn't want the girl to know that you existed."
"So...why are you here?"
"I-I'm not a father. At least not yet."
"What're you talking about?"
"Avery told me the truth. Some other lucky guy is going to be the father."
Jack sighed and kissed Liz's forehead.

TBC

For Real, This Time

Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: She's really pregnant this time.

"I'm what?!" Liz asked.
"You're pregnant," the doctor replied.
"No. This is impossible. Jack and I used protection and his fiance's going to give birth tomorrow."
She started crying.
"Can I just know what the sex of the baby is?" Liz asked.
"It's kind of hard to see when you're only six weeks, but it looks like you're going to have a girl."
Liz quickly put her clothes on and went to Jack's house. Luckily, Avery wasn't there, but he was.
"Lemon, are you alright?" he asked, putting his arm over her.
She sat down next to him.
"We--we used it, but I don't know how it could've happened."
"What's wrong, Lemon?"
"I'm pregnant, Jack. And you're the dad."
"What?! Liz, this is bad. Elizabeth is going to be born tomorrow. How are we gonna explain to Avery?"
"How the hell am I supposed to know? It was two times that we did it. You thought I was just gonna always remember to take the pill? I'm not like you, Jack."
Just then, Avery walked towards them.
"You're pregnant?" she asked.

TBC

¡Que Sorpresa!

Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine... :)
Spoilers: The title...
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery
Summary: Liz is...pregnant? Part 3

"Ah, yes. Elizabeth is pregnant. We've been trying to hide our marriage and her pregnancy for a while. Isn't that right, honey?" Jack said, while holding Liz's hand.
Liz nodded.
"Wait, you two are married? That's awesome!" Tracy and Jenna both said."Well, that's wonderful. Can the happy couple kiss for our coverage tonight?" Carmen asked.
Avery stared in shock, looking as if she'd been defeated.
"I'm gonna kiss you now, okay?"
Liz nodded.
Jack kissed Liz, and Lutz ran hugging them.
"I'm sooo happy!" he said.
"Lutz, get off!"
"Can I--Can I feel the baby?" he asked.
"Sure," Jack said, smiling.
"Liz, would you mind if you did a photoshoot and an article later?" Carmen asked.
"Of course she would. We'll do it together," Jack said.
As soon as Carmen and everyone left, Jack and Liz were the only ones left.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Liz asked.
Jack laughed and hugged her.

END

¡Que Sorpresa!

Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: Just what the title says...
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Liz is...pregnant? Part 2

"Hey, you okay?" Jenna asked.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Jack just gave me a crappy drink for breakfast."
"Wait, a drink. That's all you had for breakfast?"
"Um, yeah. I have to watch what I eat since my stomach is killing me."
"Wait," she paused to laugh, "You're...not pregnant, right?"
Liz burst into laughter.
"You're kidding, right?"
"Haha...of course I am! I know you can't get pregnant with those chips."
Liz left the room and headed to Kenneth's desk for messages.
"Miss Lemon! Mister Williams was just about to say something. Please, stand right here so you can hear him."
Liz nodded and stayed standing. Jack, Avery, the writers, Jenna, Tracy, Carmen Chao and Kenneth were just some of the people listening.
"Attention, everyone! Gossip alert: Liz Lemon is pregnant."
Everyone gasped.
"I knew it!!" Jenna said.
"That explains why her stomach was getting bigger."
Liz chuckled nervously, staring back at Jack, who had the same reaction as her.
"Who's the father?" Carmen asked, breaking the applause.
"Oh, um--"
"Oh, silly me. It's your husband, Jack Donaghy, right?"
Avery stared at Jack suspiciously.

¡Que Sorpresa!

Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine...
Spoilers: "¡Que Sorpresa!"
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery
Summary: It took her by surprise.

"Oh, thank you, Liz," Avery said as Liz gave her a cup of water.
Liz sat back down next to Jack, giving him his coffee and drinking her own.
"What is it, Avery?" Jack asked.
"Chao's up to something."
"What's chaos?" Liz asked.
"Who is the right question, Lemon. Carmen Chao is Avery's co-worker. Since CNBC does not allow pregnant workers who are in their third trimester, Avery has been hiding her bump."
"But how do you hide your bump if it's really visible? Do you wear Slankets to work too?"
Avery scoffed.
"No, Liz. That's why I was in China. And the camera men only shoot me where my stomach isn't showing."
"So, what do you want me to do?" Liz asked.
"Oh, I'll think of something. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to to take this business call," Avery replied.
Jack signaled Liz to get back to work.
Liz closed the door and headed to Jenna's dressing room.
There, she puked since her breakfast was crap, thanks to Jack.

TBC

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