You See, I Was...

Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters.
Spoilers: A scene from "Two Weeks Notice"
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Tracy finds Liz in the men's restroom with Jack, and he thinks they were doing something.

The only reason Liz was in the men's restroom was because Jack needed to talk to her. Why didn't he talk to her in his office or in her office? Well, they ran into each other in the elevators, so that's one reason.
"Lemon? I need your help."
"What is it, Jack? No one better be in here."
"No one is. Trust me. Can you grab that  twenty dollar bill on the floor below me?"
"Um, why?"
"I dropped the dollar, Lemon. It's worth every penny."
Liz couldn't help but make a small chuckle.
"It's because of your back, isn't it?"
"Is this about old age? I don't have time for that. Just get the twenty!"
"Alright, alright! Don't get your damn panties in a knot."
Liz got the twenty from between his shoes, but when she stood up, her hair got caught in his belt buckle.
"What the--Lemon, what are you doing down there?!"
"I'm not doing anything! My hair got stuck in your belt buckle and I'm trying to get the buckle out and--Oh god, Tracy's here! Why is there something hard down here?!"
"Oh, what? You think I don't get turned on by woman down my pants? Your hands are in that area, you think it's just gonna lay there?!"
Sure enough, Tracy was there. With DotCom and Grizz. And he had a smile on his face.
"Liz Lemon, Jackie D, why didn't you tell me?"
"Tell you what, Tracy?" Liz asked.
"That you were sex buddies! It's like that new movie with Natalie Portman and my buddy Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached. Best friends can be sex buddies!"
"No, Tracy...it's a long story!"
"Very long indeed, Liz Lemon. And thank you, for making me the richest man in the writers' room."
"Tracy!" 
Tracy left without saying a word. Jack finally got the belt buckle removed and Liz finally got out of the situation. 
When they got out of the restroom, Jenna was there to greet them.
"Oh. Hey Jenna. What's up?" Liz asked.
"Um, Liz? Why did I hear all that groaning and moaning and you calling Jack's name violently," she inserted airquotes, "and why is your hair messed up and Jack's belt buckle is messed up?" 
"Well--" Jack started to say.
"You guys are doing it!!!!!"
"Jenna!"
"I mean, I get it. You're wearing something pretty hot today anyway."
"I am?"
"But I suppose Jack doesn't care what you wear. Isn't that right, Jack?" 
She patted him on the back and when she turned, she yelled to the people on that floor.
"Quickies are back!"
Liz walked with Jack back to his office and people were applauding everywhere they went.
"Nice one, Jack."

END