Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: My office or yours?
Okay, she shouldn't be letting him do this. I mean, it's her office! The writers are right outside, and her office isn't necessarily soundproof. And from Jack's perspective, her moans aren't that quiet. But, that's what he loves about her.
So, when she first heard the idea just a few minutes ago, she was shocked.
"You want to do what now?!"
"It's going to be fine, Lemon. I'm just gonna be right down there under your desk while you're working. Come on. I've been gone a week and I don't even get to fulfill your wishes?"
"Jack. You know I love you. We've been seeing each other for like three months now. But the writers don't know."
"That's my point. See, if they knew, then I won't have to be under the desk. And I love you too."
Liz was silent for a second. Then she smiled.
"Fine."
So, luckily for Jack, she was wearing a skirt. She took her panties off and Jack sat under her desk. And that's when he started. Liz tried to work, but the feeling of his nose brushing over her clit just made her left hand grab his hair.
Jack laughed.
"What, am I doing something wrong?" Liz asked.
"No, you're doing fine. It's just your--"
"My what?"
Jack laughed.
"My what?" Liz asked again.
"Your moans! They're kind of...loud."
"Well it's not my fault that you're doing this so good! Plus, I'm keeping it to a minimum. You know how much louder I moan when we're at home."
"Yes, I think it's understandable that people from our floor know my name now. Some people aren't even on that floor."
"Well, shut up. You know they're sexy."
"They are."
Liz smiled.
"Get back to work," Jack said.
"Look who's talking."
Just before she was about to come, the writers opened the door and sat on her big chair. This caused Liz to squirm a little, and Jack's head to bump on her desk.
"Sorry," she whispered quietly.
"Hey, Liz. Can we...ask for something?" Sue asked.
"Sure, what is it?"
"Can we tell you at the writers' table?"
"Ah...well, I'm, uh, kind of preoccupied right now. Just tell me here."
There was a long silence. Jack was getting insanely bored, so he rubbed Liz's upper thighs, which caused Liz to let out a low moan, a sound Jack's never heard before.
"What was that?" Cerie asked.
"Oh, um...the heater. Yes, the heater."
Then, someone's phone started ringing. Everyone checked their phones except Liz...and of course, Jack.
"It sounds like it's coming from there!" someone said, pointing to Liz's phone.
"Oh...yup! It's mine! I have to take this call, sorry. I'll have a meeting with all of you tomorrow. Sound good?"
The writers left, and Jack stood up from his position, closing the door.
"Oh my gosh, you stupid little--" Liz started to say. She couldn't help but kiss him, though.
"You tried something new. Good job, Lemon."
"Now this means I have to repay you."
"It's not really a 'must,' Lemon."
"Are you trying to talk your way out of a blowjob? That's weird."
"I would never do such a thing!"
Jack opened the door.
"My office in ten?" Jack asked.
Liz nodded.
"Later, glasses."
When Jack was out of the writers' room, Cerie noticed something.
"Hey, was Jack there when we did the meeting?"
No one was listening to her.
"Oh, well. I guess I'm just seeing things."
END
Now Playing: Lemon's Theme
Monday, January 31, 2011
Confession Time...
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine!! :)
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery
Summary: Secrets are revealed.
"Come on, get up," Jack said.
"You really expect me to walk after that?"
"Liz, look at me. I'm wobbling too."
Liz laughed, and Jack helped her put her clothes on. Jack had an early meeting, so they just had breakfast at IHOP.
"How are we gonna tell them?" Liz asked.
"Tell them what?"
"That we've been sleeping together."
"It's not really going to be a surprise. The writers will see us wobbling around and--"
"Not the writers."
Liz pointed to the ring on her right hand, and Jack's ring on his left hand.
"Them," she said.
"I forgot about them."
"Yeah. Don't worry, we'll figure something out."
They went to work, as usual.
Later in the day, Jack went inside the writers' room to give the paychecks.
"Here's your paycheck, Elizabeth," Jack said, as he was giving Liz her paycheck.
"Um, thank you....John."
"Alright, what's going on with you two?" Frank asked.
"What do you mean?"
"I lost my wallet and..."
"You two are totally doing it!"
Liz scoffed.
"No, we're not!"
"Oh, yeah? Then how do you explain why you're holding your wallet in your hand right now? And why you're walking all weird?" Jenna asked.
"Well--"
Jack sighed.
"Get back to work, people!" Liz said.
The writers groaned. Liz went with Jack to his office.
At the elevator, Jack finally told her.
"Avery and Carol are upstairs. They have something to tell her."
Liz let go of his hand on her hand.
"WHAT?! Aw, come on! I thought we were gonna do it upstairs."
"We will...eventually. See, if they have something to tell us, we'll tell them. Don't worry, Liz. I'll be with you."
"So, you're just gonna get a quickie divorce as if nothing happened?"
"Legally, our divorce isn't even finalized yet, so I'm not married to her. We can cancel our divorce, and screening will be okay."
When they went inside Jack's room, Avery was sitting on one of the chairs, and Carol was pacing the floor.
"Hey, guys," Liz said.
"Oh, thank god, Lizzie," Carol replied. He went to go kiss her, but Liz turned so he could only get her cheek. He tried hugging her, but she only squirmed.
"I have...an announcement to make. As you all know, Abigail was born just two weeks ago. Well, I found out who the father was."
"Who is it?" Liz asked.
Avery pointed to Carol.
"Oh...." Jack and Liz both said.
"Well, on the bright side--" Liz tried to be nostalgic, but it didn't work.
"There is no bright side, Liz," Jack replied, interrupting her sentence.
"Actually, there is, okay?! Since it's confession time, I have something to say! Jack and I have been sleeping together for two months now. And I just found out that...I'm pregnant."
"You're what?!" Avery and Carol both asked.
Jenna barged in the door.
"You're pregnant?! BRIAN, BRIAN, COME OVER HERE!!!!"
Brian came over to Jenna and she told him about Liz'a pregnancy.
He went quickly back to his department, and the news suddenly went on.
"Breaking News..." he kept going.
"...Now you may ask, why are we doing Nightly News so early? Well, on the brighter side of things, Liz Lemon, head writer of TGS, is pregnant. All of us at NBC wish you and your husband, Jack Donaghy, all the best."
Avery quickly turned back at Liz.
"Husband? Jack, we're...we're married."
"About that..." Liz started to say.
"There was a mix up in St. Esclavage and Liz and I are technically married. We started to file a divorce, but we didn't have time for them to approve it."
"You must be having sex with Liz a lot if you call her by her first name," Jenna said.
"Jenna, out," Liz said.
"Whatever, fine. Sleep together for all I care! Have a million tiny baby nerds!" Avery said as she was walking out the door, taking Carol with her.
"Um, bye, Liz. Congratulations on you and Jack."
"Same to you, Carol. Only with Avery."
Carol smiled and left.
So, a new era begins for Liz Lemon's life, as she prepares to be a mother.
END
Now Playing: Secrets- OneRepublic
Disclaimer: Not mine!! :)
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery
Summary: Secrets are revealed.
"Come on, get up," Jack said.
"You really expect me to walk after that?"
"Liz, look at me. I'm wobbling too."
Liz laughed, and Jack helped her put her clothes on. Jack had an early meeting, so they just had breakfast at IHOP.
"How are we gonna tell them?" Liz asked.
"Tell them what?"
"That we've been sleeping together."
"It's not really going to be a surprise. The writers will see us wobbling around and--"
"Not the writers."
Liz pointed to the ring on her right hand, and Jack's ring on his left hand.
"Them," she said.
"I forgot about them."
"Yeah. Don't worry, we'll figure something out."
They went to work, as usual.
Later in the day, Jack went inside the writers' room to give the paychecks.
"Here's your paycheck, Elizabeth," Jack said, as he was giving Liz her paycheck.
"Um, thank you....John."
"Alright, what's going on with you two?" Frank asked.
"What do you mean?"
"I lost my wallet and..."
"You two are totally doing it!"
Liz scoffed.
"No, we're not!"
"Oh, yeah? Then how do you explain why you're holding your wallet in your hand right now? And why you're walking all weird?" Jenna asked.
"Well--"
Jack sighed.
"Get back to work, people!" Liz said.
The writers groaned. Liz went with Jack to his office.
At the elevator, Jack finally told her.
"Avery and Carol are upstairs. They have something to tell her."
Liz let go of his hand on her hand.
"WHAT?! Aw, come on! I thought we were gonna do it upstairs."
"We will...eventually. See, if they have something to tell us, we'll tell them. Don't worry, Liz. I'll be with you."
"So, you're just gonna get a quickie divorce as if nothing happened?"
"Legally, our divorce isn't even finalized yet, so I'm not married to her. We can cancel our divorce, and screening will be okay."
When they went inside Jack's room, Avery was sitting on one of the chairs, and Carol was pacing the floor.
"Hey, guys," Liz said.
"Oh, thank god, Lizzie," Carol replied. He went to go kiss her, but Liz turned so he could only get her cheek. He tried hugging her, but she only squirmed.
"I have...an announcement to make. As you all know, Abigail was born just two weeks ago. Well, I found out who the father was."
"Who is it?" Liz asked.
Avery pointed to Carol.
"Oh...." Jack and Liz both said.
"Well, on the bright side--" Liz tried to be nostalgic, but it didn't work.
"There is no bright side, Liz," Jack replied, interrupting her sentence.
"Actually, there is, okay?! Since it's confession time, I have something to say! Jack and I have been sleeping together for two months now. And I just found out that...I'm pregnant."
"You're what?!" Avery and Carol both asked.
Jenna barged in the door.
"You're pregnant?! BRIAN, BRIAN, COME OVER HERE!!!!"
Brian came over to Jenna and she told him about Liz'a pregnancy.
He went quickly back to his department, and the news suddenly went on.
"Breaking News..." he kept going.
"...Now you may ask, why are we doing Nightly News so early? Well, on the brighter side of things, Liz Lemon, head writer of TGS, is pregnant. All of us at NBC wish you and your husband, Jack Donaghy, all the best."
Avery quickly turned back at Liz.
"Husband? Jack, we're...we're married."
"About that..." Liz started to say.
"There was a mix up in St. Esclavage and Liz and I are technically married. We started to file a divorce, but we didn't have time for them to approve it."
"You must be having sex with Liz a lot if you call her by her first name," Jenna said.
"Jenna, out," Liz said.
"Whatever, fine. Sleep together for all I care! Have a million tiny baby nerds!" Avery said as she was walking out the door, taking Carol with her.
"Um, bye, Liz. Congratulations on you and Jack."
"Same to you, Carol. Only with Avery."
Carol smiled and left.
So, a new era begins for Liz Lemon's life, as she prepares to be a mother.
END
Now Playing: Secrets- OneRepublic
Friday, January 28, 2011
Mrs. Donaghy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: "Mrs. Donaghy."
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "Yes to all."
Request made by: Rachel!!!!!! It turned out to be too shippy, and I know you don't like them as a couple, but that's the whole point of fanfic! I don't know if this worked or not, but I tried... :)
"...and when I'm being too handsome."
"Or when you have eye boogers."
Jack got the "eye booger" out of his eye.
“Does the employee spend an inordinate amount of time in the employer’s office compared to other employees?"
Jack nodded.
"Are all workday conversations business-related, or do personal issues often dominate discussion? Including, but not limited to: mothers, diarrhea, having babies, problems in the bedroom, neckties, food issues, foot disorders, having it all?"
"Okay...in the past we have advised each other," Jack said.
"For instance, I once wore tan slacks with a tan turtleneck. I thought it looked nice, but Jack rightly pointed out that it made me look like a giant condom."
"Have you spent time with each other’s families? Have you attended special events together, such as class reunions, birthday or holiday celebrations, weddings, or extended car trips?"
That's when they both realized something.
"Are you each other’s emergency contacts? Do you ever drink together at work, perhaps while summarizing what you’ve learned over the day or week? Have you shared intimate details of your fears, hopes, and dreams, both personal and professional? Is this the longest and perhaps most meaningful relationship in your life?"
Jack and Liz nodded, thinking back at all those memories.
"Do you often find yourselves thinking the same thing and then saying it at the exact same time?”
"I'm sorry," they both said.
"Elizabeth, forget about the divorce papers."
"What do you mean?"
"Come live with me. Be my wife. Forget all those things I said earlier."
"Are you still planning to do Angie's show?"
"She's now on Bravo. It won't affect TGS."
Liz smiled. Her husband was finally being someone she could like.
Jack hugged her.
"Okay. Word association. Foreplay--"
"We're done, Weinersalv."
Jack and Liz made their way to the door.
"Jack, your fly's open."
They went to the stage when TGS was in the middle of rehearsing something. The bat mitzvahs would stop, as Jack said.
"Alright, everybody listen!" Liz yelled.
Everyone got silent.
"As you may have heard, Jack and I are married. We told you it was an accident. Well, it was. But we just got out of a conference with Wienerslav. And we found the truth."
"So, there will be a few changes around here," Jack continued.
"The budget cuts were a mistake. Jenna, you can have your dressing room back. From now on, you will be addressing Liz here as 'Mrs. Donaghy.' Even you, Jonathan."
"Yes, sir," he said.
"There will be no divorce. And the healthcare plans will be settled. And one more thing. Take down the 'Liz Lemon' name tag on her office door. Replace it...with Elizabeth Donaghy."
"I might die today, but I know I just won a billion dollars, so kill me now! Congrats Jackie D!"
The crew groaned and they paid up.
Later in the day when everything was settled, when Liz was typing up the new sketch, her eye caught on something. Her ring. Jack had given it to her shortly after the big announcement. Her phone started ringing. It was Jack.
"Hey, Jack!"
"Liz, just the person I need to talk to."
"What does my husband need today?"
"I want my wife to come up to my office. I have a surprise for her."
"How do you make that sound so dirty?"
"I guess it's my voice."
"Well, I can tell you something, though. You're lucky. After we had that appointment earlier, I went back to my apartment, took all my stuff, went to our house, and put my stuff there."
"Might I ask...what did you do with Avery's clothes?"
"Well, some of them were tacky, so I sold them. Got a few thousand dollars, but I kept some of them because I liked it. I hope you're not mad."
"No, no. Not at all. What you did was right."
"I'll see you in five, I guess."
Liz ran out the door, squealing in excitement.
"What now?" Frank asked.
"Well, my husband is calling me over to his office...for a surprise."
"Oh, they're doing it!!!" someone yelled."
"Oh, stop being such immature monkeys. We're married. Plus, it's none of your damn business."
The writers' groaned.
"But, since I'm probably gonna be gone the whole night, here's $500 dollars. Have a party."
The writers grabbed the money and left the building. Jenna caught up to Liz before the elevators closed.
"Jenna?"
"Liz, I have to tell you something."
"What, Jenna? My husband needs me right now."
"Are you sure you're gonna do this?"
"Do what?"
"It!"
"How do you even know--"
"I just know, Liz. Are you gonna do it...no strings attached?"
"I don't know. It's up to him if he wants to use protection or not. I have the pill in his office right now, just in case."
"Okay, Liz. Whatever you say."
Liz went up to Jack's office where he saw her with a tuxedo on. It was barely six.
"What's up? Why are you wearing a tux?"
"Meet me at the rooftop at 8. I'll see you later, Lemon."
He kissed her and dashed for the elevator before Liz could even reply.
She sat on one of the chairs and found herself sitting on a box.
She opened the box and inside she saw...her ham napkin, but without any food stains.
"This is your day, Lemon."
She put on the dress and called Jenna.
"So, how was it?"
"Jenna, we didn't do it."
"What do you mean?"
"I'm getting married."
"I thought you already were."
"I am, but I never got to experience my own wedding. Look, it's probably just gonna be a casual wedding, so you can go if you want."
The clock struck 8. Liz ran to the elevator. She went to the rooftop, and she saw a huge crowd. CEO's of companies, Colleen, some of her friends, and famous people she couldn't even name. And the person who wed them: Tracy.
"Tracy, you're not authorized."
"Yes, I am, Liz Lemon. For your information, I studied being a ship captain for a day and ship captains are allowed to wed people."
"Whatever...let's just get this over with."
Tracy wed Jack and Liz and it was perfect. Even though Tracy took off his shirt at the end, she didn't have to care. It was her day.
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: "Mrs. Donaghy."
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "Yes to all."
Request made by: Rachel!!!!!! It turned out to be too shippy, and I know you don't like them as a couple, but that's the whole point of fanfic! I don't know if this worked or not, but I tried... :)
"...and when I'm being too handsome."
"Or when you have eye boogers."
Jack got the "eye booger" out of his eye.
“Does the employee spend an inordinate amount of time in the employer’s office compared to other employees?"
Jack nodded.
"Are all workday conversations business-related, or do personal issues often dominate discussion? Including, but not limited to: mothers, diarrhea, having babies, problems in the bedroom, neckties, food issues, foot disorders, having it all?"
"Okay...in the past we have advised each other," Jack said.
"For instance, I once wore tan slacks with a tan turtleneck. I thought it looked nice, but Jack rightly pointed out that it made me look like a giant condom."
"Have you spent time with each other’s families? Have you attended special events together, such as class reunions, birthday or holiday celebrations, weddings, or extended car trips?"
That's when they both realized something.
"Are you each other’s emergency contacts? Do you ever drink together at work, perhaps while summarizing what you’ve learned over the day or week? Have you shared intimate details of your fears, hopes, and dreams, both personal and professional? Is this the longest and perhaps most meaningful relationship in your life?"
Jack and Liz nodded, thinking back at all those memories.
"Do you often find yourselves thinking the same thing and then saying it at the exact same time?”
"I'm sorry," they both said.
"Elizabeth, forget about the divorce papers."
"What do you mean?"
"Come live with me. Be my wife. Forget all those things I said earlier."
"Are you still planning to do Angie's show?"
"She's now on Bravo. It won't affect TGS."
Liz smiled. Her husband was finally being someone she could like.
Jack hugged her.
"Okay. Word association. Foreplay--"
"We're done, Weinersalv."
Jack and Liz made their way to the door.
"Jack, your fly's open."
They went to the stage when TGS was in the middle of rehearsing something. The bat mitzvahs would stop, as Jack said.
"Alright, everybody listen!" Liz yelled.
Everyone got silent.
"As you may have heard, Jack and I are married. We told you it was an accident. Well, it was. But we just got out of a conference with Wienerslav. And we found the truth."
"So, there will be a few changes around here," Jack continued.
"The budget cuts were a mistake. Jenna, you can have your dressing room back. From now on, you will be addressing Liz here as 'Mrs. Donaghy.' Even you, Jonathan."
"Yes, sir," he said.
"There will be no divorce. And the healthcare plans will be settled. And one more thing. Take down the 'Liz Lemon' name tag on her office door. Replace it...with Elizabeth Donaghy."
"I might die today, but I know I just won a billion dollars, so kill me now! Congrats Jackie D!"
The crew groaned and they paid up.
Later in the day when everything was settled, when Liz was typing up the new sketch, her eye caught on something. Her ring. Jack had given it to her shortly after the big announcement. Her phone started ringing. It was Jack.
"Hey, Jack!"
"Liz, just the person I need to talk to."
"What does my husband need today?"
"I want my wife to come up to my office. I have a surprise for her."
"How do you make that sound so dirty?"
"I guess it's my voice."
"Well, I can tell you something, though. You're lucky. After we had that appointment earlier, I went back to my apartment, took all my stuff, went to our house, and put my stuff there."
"Might I ask...what did you do with Avery's clothes?"
"Well, some of them were tacky, so I sold them. Got a few thousand dollars, but I kept some of them because I liked it. I hope you're not mad."
"No, no. Not at all. What you did was right."
"I'll see you in five, I guess."
Liz ran out the door, squealing in excitement.
"What now?" Frank asked.
"Well, my husband is calling me over to his office...for a surprise."
"Oh, they're doing it!!!" someone yelled."
"Oh, stop being such immature monkeys. We're married. Plus, it's none of your damn business."
The writers' groaned.
"But, since I'm probably gonna be gone the whole night, here's $500 dollars. Have a party."
The writers grabbed the money and left the building. Jenna caught up to Liz before the elevators closed.
"Jenna?"
"Liz, I have to tell you something."
"What, Jenna? My husband needs me right now."
"Are you sure you're gonna do this?"
"Do what?"
"It!"
"How do you even know--"
"I just know, Liz. Are you gonna do it...no strings attached?"
"I don't know. It's up to him if he wants to use protection or not. I have the pill in his office right now, just in case."
"Okay, Liz. Whatever you say."
Liz went up to Jack's office where he saw her with a tuxedo on. It was barely six.
"What's up? Why are you wearing a tux?"
"Meet me at the rooftop at 8. I'll see you later, Lemon."
He kissed her and dashed for the elevator before Liz could even reply.
She sat on one of the chairs and found herself sitting on a box.
She opened the box and inside she saw...her ham napkin, but without any food stains.
"This is your day, Lemon."
She put on the dress and called Jenna.
"So, how was it?"
"Jenna, we didn't do it."
"What do you mean?"
"I'm getting married."
"I thought you already were."
"I am, but I never got to experience my own wedding. Look, it's probably just gonna be a casual wedding, so you can go if you want."
The clock struck 8. Liz ran to the elevator. She went to the rooftop, and she saw a huge crowd. CEO's of companies, Colleen, some of her friends, and famous people she couldn't even name. And the person who wed them: Tracy.
"Tracy, you're not authorized."
"Yes, I am, Liz Lemon. For your information, I studied being a ship captain for a day and ship captains are allowed to wed people."
"Whatever...let's just get this over with."
Tracy wed Jack and Liz and it was perfect. Even though Tracy took off his shirt at the end, she didn't have to care. It was her day.
END
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Critique: "Mrs. Donaghy"
This isn't a fic. This is my review of "Mrs. Donaghy," the episode.
First of all, let me say, it was beautiful. Like I said on tumblr and twitter, I cried. Not because they didn't end up together, but because just how all the cuteness was crammed in the best 30 minutes of January 20th. That scene, when they had those meanings in their eyes, I know it meant something. Just even thinking about that scene in my head already makes my shipper heart melt. This week has been a bad week for me. But now that Thursdays are back, my life seemed to turn back around.
I actually smiled during the most of it. Yet again, I dropped my second plate of dinner. I was stress-eating, since I thought their marriage would end up in a disaster. I smiled because I thought Liz really liked calling Jack her husband.
And it brung back so many memories when she wore the "President of the Philippines" clothes to her announcement. And one thing's for sure. I thought NBC could only say "damn" and that's the extent of it. I am so proud that Jack finally brung up the word "bitch." In my defense, I honestly don't think that's a curse word. It means a female dog, look it up! Anyway, the Kenneth/Jenna/Danny family was great.
"We'll always be your Danny and Jenna. But we just won't be Your Danny and Jenna together."
Kenneth was being so cute in this episode. This is by far, NUMBER ONE ON MY FAVORITE SHIP EPISODES (for now). I hope some of the other fic writers in livejournal have the same feeling, because some of them shut down because they thought there was no love. For those of you reading this, thanks for listening. I'm a shipper that still believes that there is still that spark they had from "Black Tie," 3x01, when they had dinner in s4, "Live Show," and "Christmas Attack Zone."
This episode gave me hope. I'm counting off the days until the Valentine's Day episode! Avery's days are getting shorter and shorter.
Thanks Jack Burditt :)
To a my fellow shippers,
-Abby
Been A While
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "Did it ever occur to you why we didn't fix this?" THIS FIC IS NAZ'S IDEA...SHE GAVE ME THE WHOLE PLOT. SO THANK HER FOR THE STORY, I'M JUST AN EDITOR :)
It's been a while since Jack and Liz have been married. Maybe about five months, almost six. Avery couldn't take it anymore. I mean, sure. She knew it was an accident that they got married, but she couldn't be with someone who is married. So, after Jack went to work that day, Avery packed her stuff and left.
That night, Jack saw his house empty. He decided to go to Liz's house.
"Did it ever occur to you as to why we didn't fix this?" Jack asked, grabbing the sandwich Liz was eating and ate half of it.
"Hello to you too. And hey, that's my sandwich."
Jack gave her back the sandwich and Liz went to go look for some wine.
"Thank you."
"Okay, now what was your question?"
"Why didn't we ever get a divorce or something if we really aren't married?"
"Well, I guess we didn't have time, since our work schedules have been so busy, we couldn't see each other."
"Liz, stop teasing."
Liz stopped talking. It's very rare for him to call her by her first name.
"What are you talking about?"
She grabbed a bottle of water and sat back down next to Jack. Jack held her hand.
"I'm saying...what if I do really want to get married?"
Liz immediately spit her water out and it landed on her Star Wars DVDS.
"WHACK?!"
Liz pulled her hand away from Jack's.
"Okay, Lemon. I said it. Avery left me today."
"Oh, so I'm just some rebound girl?"
"No, Lemon. I actually love you."
Liz tries to say something. But no words could express what was going on right now.
"You don't have to say anything right now. I know you might say 'Ugh, Jack! No!!! That's gross!' but you know I respect you. Consider your options, okay?"
Liz nods.
Jack stands up to leave.
"Wait, are you leaving?"
"I want to. I don't want to stress you out while you're deciding. I'll come back here tomorrow."
Jack shuts the door.
Liz wants to open the door, but as her mentor said, she shouldnt see him until she decides what she wants...
The following night, Jack was at his house. He saw something that belonged to Avery, a locket. He smiles, but only for a second.
"I'm sorry, Avery. But it's in my heart that I have to do this."
He throws the locket out in the window, where it lands straight into a trash can.
By the time it hit the trash can, his doorbell rang.
"Liz?"
"Hey, buddy. Is it alright if I can go inside?"
"Yeah, sure. Make yourself comfortable."
Liz goes inside, while holding Jack's hand. Jack smiles, because he knows what she's about to say.
"I've been thinking about what you said. I know it was an accident but I want it to be real."
Jack can't help but say it.
"It started out as a joke, but it's becoming real!"
Liz slaps him in the arm.
"I'm trying to say something serious here!"
"Sorry, Lemon. Continue."
"I just wanna say that...I think I agree with you. I do want you to be my real husband, I do. And last night when you left, I realized something. I wouldn't be what I am now if I hadn't met you."
"So...is that a yes?"
Liz kisses him.
"Yup."
Jack nods and smiles.
"I'm glad to hear that."
And he kissed the bride.
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "Did it ever occur to you why we didn't fix this?" THIS FIC IS NAZ'S IDEA...SHE GAVE ME THE WHOLE PLOT. SO THANK HER FOR THE STORY, I'M JUST AN EDITOR :)
It's been a while since Jack and Liz have been married. Maybe about five months, almost six. Avery couldn't take it anymore. I mean, sure. She knew it was an accident that they got married, but she couldn't be with someone who is married. So, after Jack went to work that day, Avery packed her stuff and left.
That night, Jack saw his house empty. He decided to go to Liz's house.
"Did it ever occur to you as to why we didn't fix this?" Jack asked, grabbing the sandwich Liz was eating and ate half of it.
"Hello to you too. And hey, that's my sandwich."
Jack gave her back the sandwich and Liz went to go look for some wine.
"Thank you."
"Okay, now what was your question?"
"Why didn't we ever get a divorce or something if we really aren't married?"
"Well, I guess we didn't have time, since our work schedules have been so busy, we couldn't see each other."
"Liz, stop teasing."
Liz stopped talking. It's very rare for him to call her by her first name.
"What are you talking about?"
She grabbed a bottle of water and sat back down next to Jack. Jack held her hand.
"I'm saying...what if I do really want to get married?"
Liz immediately spit her water out and it landed on her Star Wars DVDS.
"WHACK?!"
Liz pulled her hand away from Jack's.
"Okay, Lemon. I said it. Avery left me today."
"Oh, so I'm just some rebound girl?"
"No, Lemon. I actually love you."
Liz tries to say something. But no words could express what was going on right now.
"You don't have to say anything right now. I know you might say 'Ugh, Jack! No!!! That's gross!' but you know I respect you. Consider your options, okay?"
Liz nods.
Jack stands up to leave.
"Wait, are you leaving?"
"I want to. I don't want to stress you out while you're deciding. I'll come back here tomorrow."
Jack shuts the door.
Liz wants to open the door, but as her mentor said, she shouldnt see him until she decides what she wants...
The following night, Jack was at his house. He saw something that belonged to Avery, a locket. He smiles, but only for a second.
"I'm sorry, Avery. But it's in my heart that I have to do this."
He throws the locket out in the window, where it lands straight into a trash can.
By the time it hit the trash can, his doorbell rang.
"Liz?"
"Hey, buddy. Is it alright if I can go inside?"
"Yeah, sure. Make yourself comfortable."
Liz goes inside, while holding Jack's hand. Jack smiles, because he knows what she's about to say.
"I've been thinking about what you said. I know it was an accident but I want it to be real."
Jack can't help but say it.
"It started out as a joke, but it's becoming real!"
Liz slaps him in the arm.
"I'm trying to say something serious here!"
"Sorry, Lemon. Continue."
"I just wanna say that...I think I agree with you. I do want you to be my real husband, I do. And last night when you left, I realized something. I wouldn't be what I am now if I hadn't met you."
"So...is that a yes?"
Liz kisses him.
"Yup."
Jack nods and smiles.
"I'm glad to hear that."
And he kissed the bride.
END
Golden Globes
Golden Globes
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Characters all of Tina's! And Hollywood Foreign Press, you can suck it.
Spoilers: The Golden Globes, I think.
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Liz wins a Golden Globe!!! :)
"Alright, you guys! Golden Globes on Tuesday! EVERYONE be there. Jenna, the paparazzi are there, so--"
"I'm already ready!"
"See you guys tomorrow!"
Liz left the building, and went to her apartment. There, she saw Jack, packing the suitcase for her.
"Hey, Jack."
"Oh, Lemon. I didn't see you here."
He left what he was doing and gave Liz a kiss.
"What's my dress?"
"Oh, this? This is L’Wren Scott."
"Aw. It looks gorgeous. Thanks, Jack."
"Well, you're all set up. I have the suitcase ready with all your clothes. I'll see you on Monday, Lemon."
"Wait, Jack?"
"What is it, Lemon?"
"Do you want to be my date for the Golden Globes?"
Jack smiled.
"I would love to."
Liz kissed Jack.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. We have to get your suitcase to the airport."
"That can wait. What I want right now, is my real award."
The next day, Liz and Jack got up at 8 am. They ate at IHOP, since Liz insisted and they went to the airport.
When they got to LAX, people were flooding the doors. Tracy was there. Jenna was there also, but the attention wasn't on her.
Liz hailed a taxi and they went to the hotel. She thought she was going to stay at the Holiday Inn or something, but Jack surprised her by canceling that reservation and making a reservation at the Ritz-Carlton hotel.
"Donaghy."
"Oh, yes. Mister Donaghy, the room is at 3C."
They finally got to their room and Liz was exhausted. It was only 4 in the afternoon.
"I have six hours. I'm going to bed at 10 so I won't have any eyebags. What should we do today?"
"Enjoy LA."
The next day was finally Golden Globes day. Liz woke Jack up at 7, because she had to be at the makeup studio by 9.
"Lemon, it's seven in the morning! I was having a fantastic dream about you."
"You wanna have some breakfast?"
"Just get me a yogurt parfait, please."
"Not that kind of breakfast, silly."
"Well, in that case, I'll have everything on the menu, please."
Well, after "breakfast," Liz went to the makeup studio where they fixed her hair, put on her makeup, and put on the dress.
It was 3 PM. Two hours before the Golden Globes. Jack was waiting for her, outside the makeup studio.
"How do I look?"
Jack gasped.
"Lemon, you look absolutely gorgeous! And you're presenting with...Drew, is it?"
"Yeah, he's the boss of some company now."
"Like me."
"Yeah, like you. Except he has a sense of humor!"
Liz laughed, but Jack didn't.
"Aw, come on, pal. Have a sense of humor."
Jack still stayed silent.
"Alright. He's not exactly like you. You're very handsome, you have blue eyes. You're great in bed and you have the awkwardest ways of making me laugh. And the one more thing what's different about you and him--"
Liz kissed him.
"He doesn't have me."
Jack smiled, and Liz laughed.
"See? That's what I'm talking about! Even with just your smile, you already make me laugh."
"Come on, Lemon. Before we go to the Golden Globes, let's get something to eat."
"Ooh, where are we going?"
"You'll see."
Their limo drove up to the Cheesecake Factory.
"But wait, my dress will get ruined!!"
Jack took his tux jacket off and gave it to Liz.
"That should keep you safe."
The waiter came up to Jack and Liz and asked them what they wanted.
"One of everything."
Jack tried to avoid eye contact with the waitress.
"Oh my god, Jack?"
"Hello."
"Remember me?"
"No, I don't."
"I'm Missy, Bianca's daughter!
"I didn't know that Bianca had a daughter."
"I was 13 when you divorced her. She was married before...I was your stepdaughter."
"I recall having a stepdaughter named Jennifer."
"My name was Jenny, but I changed it to Missy."
"For the love of everything in this world, please, just get us our drinks!" Liz finally said.
"Girlfriend?" Missy asked.
"Go."
The waitress left and gave them the food.
"What was that?" Liz asked.
"Nothing. She was a stepdaughter."
"Well, whatever. I'm happy. I have food."
They got to the Red Carpet at about 4:00. People were suddenly flooding over their car.
Liz got out first, and people started taking pictures. Jack got out next, and people started screaming. Liz made her way to Alexa Chung, the reporter she knew.
"And here we have Liz Lemon, bead writer for TGS. who are you with tonight?"
"I am with Jack Donaghy."
"Is he...?"
"Yes, the rumors are true! We have been seeing each other for about three months now. Jack, get up here."
"I have an urge to call you Sir Jack Donaghy."
"Well, you are English, and you have the right, right?"
"Yes."
Alexa "knighted" Jack.
"Well, I've also been hearing other rumors. They say that there's going to be a little Jack Donaghy or a little Liz Lemon going to be born in August."
"Kenneth," Liz whispered to Jack.
"That will be in my acceptance speech tonight."
They all shared a laugh.
"Alright, thank you very much. Be careful with the stairs."
Ah, finally. It was best writing in a comedy or musical series. Liz was nominated.
Meryl Streep was presenting.
"And the Golden Globe goes to..."
She opened the paper.
"Oh my god. Liz Lemon!"
Liz was in complete shock. Jack told her to stand up, and she did. He gave her a kiss, and she ran directly to the stage.
Meryl gave the Golden Globe to her, but Liz told her to hold onto it until she was done with the speech.
"Wow, um...I don't know what to say. I wanna thank Lorne Michaels for letting me get this show, Jenna Maroney and Tracy Jordan, who also won Golden Globes today. And, I wanna tell everyone who thought Glee was gonna win....SUCK IT, MONKEYS! And, last but not least, I wanna thank my best friend, my mentor, and my boyfriend. And that's one person. Jack, if I hadn't met you, the show probably would never air. And I wanna thank you for life. And how we get to make a life...the one that's due in August. And thank you, Meryl Streep. You've been my idol ever since a minute ago. And thank you to NBC!"
The music started playing, and Liz had to stay since she was presenting next.
"And now, please welcome head writer of TGS who just won a Golden Globe and a guy...we picked up off the street. He's really handsome, I tell you. Please welcome Liz Lemon and Dr. Andrew Baird!
Drew escorted Liz to the podium and then they presented.
"Your nominees for best actress in a motion picture..."
Liz started saying the names.
"And the Golden Globe goes to..."
"Natalie Portman!"
Cheers and applause stirred the room. Natalie made her speech, and after she got down from the stage, Liz sat back down. It was only a matter of minutes until the after-party.
"Well, I guess that's about it."
The Golden Globes ended and the TGS crew was interviewed backstage.
"You and Jack? And a baby?!" Jenna asked.
"I meant to tell you earlier, but I was so caught up--"
"How long have you been pregnant?"
"About--"
"4 months?"
"I think so..."
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"Twins. A boy and a girl."
"Oh. In that case, congratulations!"
Jack and Liz went to the after-party where they got a little drunk, and then they had "dinner" afterwards. At least Jack got an award.
END
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Characters all of Tina's! And Hollywood Foreign Press, you can suck it.
Spoilers: The Golden Globes, I think.
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Liz wins a Golden Globe!!! :)
"Alright, you guys! Golden Globes on Tuesday! EVERYONE be there. Jenna, the paparazzi are there, so--"
"I'm already ready!"
"See you guys tomorrow!"
Liz left the building, and went to her apartment. There, she saw Jack, packing the suitcase for her.
"Hey, Jack."
"Oh, Lemon. I didn't see you here."
He left what he was doing and gave Liz a kiss.
"What's my dress?"
"Oh, this? This is L’Wren Scott."
"Aw. It looks gorgeous. Thanks, Jack."
"Well, you're all set up. I have the suitcase ready with all your clothes. I'll see you on Monday, Lemon."
"Wait, Jack?"
"What is it, Lemon?"
"Do you want to be my date for the Golden Globes?"
Jack smiled.
"I would love to."
Liz kissed Jack.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. We have to get your suitcase to the airport."
"That can wait. What I want right now, is my real award."
The next day, Liz and Jack got up at 8 am. They ate at IHOP, since Liz insisted and they went to the airport.
When they got to LAX, people were flooding the doors. Tracy was there. Jenna was there also, but the attention wasn't on her.
Liz hailed a taxi and they went to the hotel. She thought she was going to stay at the Holiday Inn or something, but Jack surprised her by canceling that reservation and making a reservation at the Ritz-Carlton hotel.
"Donaghy."
"Oh, yes. Mister Donaghy, the room is at 3C."
They finally got to their room and Liz was exhausted. It was only 4 in the afternoon.
"I have six hours. I'm going to bed at 10 so I won't have any eyebags. What should we do today?"
"Enjoy LA."
The next day was finally Golden Globes day. Liz woke Jack up at 7, because she had to be at the makeup studio by 9.
"Lemon, it's seven in the morning! I was having a fantastic dream about you."
"You wanna have some breakfast?"
"Just get me a yogurt parfait, please."
"Not that kind of breakfast, silly."
"Well, in that case, I'll have everything on the menu, please."
Well, after "breakfast," Liz went to the makeup studio where they fixed her hair, put on her makeup, and put on the dress.
It was 3 PM. Two hours before the Golden Globes. Jack was waiting for her, outside the makeup studio.
"How do I look?"
Jack gasped.
"Lemon, you look absolutely gorgeous! And you're presenting with...Drew, is it?"
"Yeah, he's the boss of some company now."
"Like me."
"Yeah, like you. Except he has a sense of humor!"
Liz laughed, but Jack didn't.
"Aw, come on, pal. Have a sense of humor."
Jack still stayed silent.
"Alright. He's not exactly like you. You're very handsome, you have blue eyes. You're great in bed and you have the awkwardest ways of making me laugh. And the one more thing what's different about you and him--"
Liz kissed him.
"He doesn't have me."
Jack smiled, and Liz laughed.
"See? That's what I'm talking about! Even with just your smile, you already make me laugh."
"Come on, Lemon. Before we go to the Golden Globes, let's get something to eat."
"Ooh, where are we going?"
"You'll see."
Their limo drove up to the Cheesecake Factory.
"But wait, my dress will get ruined!!"
Jack took his tux jacket off and gave it to Liz.
"That should keep you safe."
The waiter came up to Jack and Liz and asked them what they wanted.
"One of everything."
Jack tried to avoid eye contact with the waitress.
"Oh my god, Jack?"
"Hello."
"Remember me?"
"No, I don't."
"I'm Missy, Bianca's daughter!
"I didn't know that Bianca had a daughter."
"I was 13 when you divorced her. She was married before...I was your stepdaughter."
"I recall having a stepdaughter named Jennifer."
"My name was Jenny, but I changed it to Missy."
"For the love of everything in this world, please, just get us our drinks!" Liz finally said.
"Girlfriend?" Missy asked.
"Go."
The waitress left and gave them the food.
"What was that?" Liz asked.
"Nothing. She was a stepdaughter."
"Well, whatever. I'm happy. I have food."
They got to the Red Carpet at about 4:00. People were suddenly flooding over their car.
Liz got out first, and people started taking pictures. Jack got out next, and people started screaming. Liz made her way to Alexa Chung, the reporter she knew.
"And here we have Liz Lemon, bead writer for TGS. who are you with tonight?"
"I am with Jack Donaghy."
"Is he...?"
"Yes, the rumors are true! We have been seeing each other for about three months now. Jack, get up here."
"I have an urge to call you Sir Jack Donaghy."
"Well, you are English, and you have the right, right?"
"Yes."
Alexa "knighted" Jack.
"Well, I've also been hearing other rumors. They say that there's going to be a little Jack Donaghy or a little Liz Lemon going to be born in August."
"Kenneth," Liz whispered to Jack.
"That will be in my acceptance speech tonight."
They all shared a laugh.
"Alright, thank you very much. Be careful with the stairs."
Ah, finally. It was best writing in a comedy or musical series. Liz was nominated.
Meryl Streep was presenting.
"And the Golden Globe goes to..."
She opened the paper.
"Oh my god. Liz Lemon!"
Liz was in complete shock. Jack told her to stand up, and she did. He gave her a kiss, and she ran directly to the stage.
Meryl gave the Golden Globe to her, but Liz told her to hold onto it until she was done with the speech.
"Wow, um...I don't know what to say. I wanna thank Lorne Michaels for letting me get this show, Jenna Maroney and Tracy Jordan, who also won Golden Globes today. And, I wanna tell everyone who thought Glee was gonna win....SUCK IT, MONKEYS! And, last but not least, I wanna thank my best friend, my mentor, and my boyfriend. And that's one person. Jack, if I hadn't met you, the show probably would never air. And I wanna thank you for life. And how we get to make a life...the one that's due in August. And thank you, Meryl Streep. You've been my idol ever since a minute ago. And thank you to NBC!"
The music started playing, and Liz had to stay since she was presenting next.
"And now, please welcome head writer of TGS who just won a Golden Globe and a guy...we picked up off the street. He's really handsome, I tell you. Please welcome Liz Lemon and Dr. Andrew Baird!
Drew escorted Liz to the podium and then they presented.
"Your nominees for best actress in a motion picture..."
Liz started saying the names.
"And the Golden Globe goes to..."
"Natalie Portman!"
Cheers and applause stirred the room. Natalie made her speech, and after she got down from the stage, Liz sat back down. It was only a matter of minutes until the after-party.
"Well, I guess that's about it."
The Golden Globes ended and the TGS crew was interviewed backstage.
"You and Jack? And a baby?!" Jenna asked.
"I meant to tell you earlier, but I was so caught up--"
"How long have you been pregnant?"
"About--"
"4 months?"
"I think so..."
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"Twins. A boy and a girl."
"Oh. In that case, congratulations!"
Jack and Liz went to the after-party where they got a little drunk, and then they had "dinner" afterwards. At least Jack got an award.
END
Monday, January 17, 2011
Choice
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Jack can really end up with only one woman. Liz has a celebrity encounter in the elevator!
"Liz, would you like to be a bridesmaid?" Avery asked.
"Well, um, Jack kind of already asked me to be his best man."
"Did he already plan your tuxedo?" Avery joked.
"Yes, he actually has. No, I'm just kidding."
"Well, we could plan something. While the other bridesmaids are walking, since you're going to be the first one, you could stand on my side. Then, when the wedding starts, you go over to Jack's side. Sound good?"
"Yeah, that's a great idea. Can you believe you're getting married tomorrow?"
"Oh, I know right! This stupid baby made me have to buy my ideal wedding dress 1 size larger."
"Don't call it stupid. I wish I was you right now."
"What, getting married to Jack?"
"No! Having a baby."
"You really want one, don't you?"
Liz nodded.
"Well, I really wasn't going to tell Jack this, but I was really planning to put the baby up for adoption when it was born."
"What are you trying to say?"
"Do you want her, Liz? Do you want the baby?"
"No, it's yours, Avery."
"What about artificial insemination? Jack has some really good sperm."
"Avery! Are you kidding me right now?"
"No! I'm serious! He's your best friend and I'm sure he wouldn't deny if I gave him permission."
"But, that would be...like sharing a guy."
"My baby could have a step-sister or a step-brother. It's like he's married to two women. Isn't that what he's always wanted?"
"Well, yeah, but--"
"No buts. Go do him, for all I care. That's why, when I work, he could spend time with you."
"But, I'm not gonna be married to him, right?"
"No. He's just gonna be spending time with your family, which is probably you, him and your baby."
"Are you that confident that I'm gonna be pregnant?"
"One hundred percent. Now, get out of that dressing room and show me your bridesmaid dress."
Liz got out of the dressing room.
"Great."
"I have one more question, though."
"What?"
"What should I call you when you're married to Jack?"
"Avery, still."
"Okay, well I gotta go. Make the purchase on my card. I have to meet with Jack for the bachelor party."
"Oh my gosh, is it eight o' clock already?"
"No, no. It's only three. I have to plan the whole thing."
"Tell him I said 'hi!'."
"Will do!"
When Liz got to Jack's house, Jack was sitting on the couch, watching tv.
"Hey, Jack."
"Lemon, I've never seen you like that before."
"Like what?"
"Like your hair's really straight, it's got a dash of red in it, and the makeup really accents your face."
"And...?"
"You look stunning. How was it with Avery?"
"Thanks! But Avery got the right dress and she got my bridesmaid dress too."
They stayed silent for about a minute, until Liz spoke.
"She wants you to sperm me."
"What?"
"She wants me to be pregnant as well, since she has little to no friends, so she wants you to do me. Call her for proof."
Jack did call Avery.
"Hello?"
"It's Jack."
"Oh, hi."
"Are you serious?"
Avery sighed.
"Look, she wants to get pregnant. And it's perfect to you that you're gonna be with two women at the same time."
"Why me?"
"Because she's gonna have a beautiful child if you're the father. And then our daughter could have a step sibling."
"So, you're approving?"
"I already took all your condoms away."
"Agh, damn you, Avery Jessup!"
"Bye."
Jack sat back down to where Liz was.
"There's no bachelor party."
"What?! But I already planned the whole executive theme."
"Who's all gonna be in it?"
"Anyone you want it to be."
"Just you and me, right?"
"You'll just have to wait. You can just wear your executive clothes, and I'll find something to wear."
"Where's it gonna be at?"
"Waldorf Astoria. Most expensive room, 30B."
"Alright, see you then."
Jack gave Liz his gold card.
Liz left Jack's house and quickly went to buy the most expensive, elegant and sexy dress she could find. She went to buy some "sexy underthings," as she liked to call it. She went and bought makeup and stilettos. And, for Jack's sake, she waxed.
It was 7:30. She had everything ready. She went to Astoria.
"Lemon-Donaghy."
"Here you go, miss."
"Can I have the 'Do Not Disturb' sign, please?"
"Here you are."
"Thank you."
Liz walked to the elevator. The doors were about to close when someone went inside the last minute.
Brad Pitt.
"Thanks," he said.
Liz smiled and nodded. Was she in the same elevator a Brad Pitt? Yes.
"Fancy event you going to?" he asked.
"Oh, this? Um, yeah."
"Golden Globes?"
"What?"
"The Golden Globes. You're Liz Lemon, right?"
"Yes, yes I am. But I'm not here for that."
Brad saw the "Do Not Disturb" sign Liz was holding in her hand.
"Oh, I get you. Well, this is my floor. Nice meeting you, Liz."
"You too!"
When she got to the room, it was huge. It was like two of her apartments in one. She quickly got the champagne and poured two glasses. She sat on the couch, legs crossed, with her left leg fully exposed.
Jack opened the door a few minutes later. He saw a woman, her body, but not her face. She was wearing a dress and she had a glass of champagne in her hand.
"Excuse me miss, do you know where Liz Lemon is?"
Liz turned on the light with a button.
"Hello, Jack."
Jack's eyes widened.
"Ah, Miss Lemon, there you are."
"Here's your champagne."
They talked for a while. She kind of considered it role-playing, since she wasn't talking like herself. They got pretty drunk at the end.
Jack kissed Liz.
"Mister Donaghy, I thought you were gonna get married tomorrow."
"It's bad luck to see the bride on the day of the wedding."
There was no communication when Jack was guiding Liz to the bed.
"Okay, the role-playing can stop now."
Liz chuckled.
"I know, Jack."
"But you do look gorgeous, you know."
"It was--"
"Money well spent, indeed."
Jack was trying to get Liz's dress off, but it wouldn't budge.
"Oh, be careful with that, that was your money."
"I don't care. We can buy you a new one. I have all the money to buy you anything."
Yup, this was the best bachelor party he's had. And is he loving it.
The next day, Jack woke up late. It was 10 am. His wedding starts in two hours.
"Wait, don't leave," Liz said, as she grabbed Jack's arm.
"I have to. Today's wedding day."
"At least help me with my clothes? Please."
"Alright."
When Jack was helping Liz with her dress, Liz looked sad.
"What's wrong?" Jack asked.
"It's just...gonna be different with you being married, you know?"
"How? You'll still be able to see me."
"Yeah, but I won't be able to kiss you, and have all this time with you."
"I can still kiss you and we can schedule dinners for us to talk. Liz, look at me."
Liz looked at Jack.
"It's gonna be fine. I'm still gonna be Jack, your go-to guy."
Liz smiled.
"Okay, I believe you."
"Alright, let's go."
"Wait."
Jack straightened his tie.
"There. Perfect."
When they got outside the doors, paparazzi were everywhere.
"Jack! Who's the woman?" one photographer asked.
Jack ignored them, and they kept their heads down.
When they finally got to the place where he was gonna get married, Avery was waiting for them. Liz covered Jack's eyes.
"It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding!"
Jack turned to his room to get his tuxedo ready.
"So, how was it?" Avery asked.
"How was what?"
"Jack."
"Who, Jacky? He's the best one. I don't know what I would do without him."
"Yeah, I suppose that's true. Come on, get into your dress. The wedding starts in 10 minutes."
"Hey, Avery?"
"What?"
"Can you promise me one thing?"
"And that is...?"
"Don't leave Jack, okay? He's a nice guy, and he really loves you."
Avery left without saying a word.
Finally it was time for the wedding. Jack had never seen Liz in her bridesmaid dress before, so he was quite surprised at what he saw.
She stood at Avery's side, not looking happy. For some reason, she looked sad.
After the wedding, when Avery and Jack were about to go on their honeymoon, Jack told the driver to stop. He got out of the car and went to Liz.
"Jack? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be with Avery."
"I know. But I couldn't leave without giving you this."
He gave her one last kiss, and a hug.
"Bye, Jack."
Nine months later, Liz did give birth. To a baby boy. She named him Jacob. He was perfect.
Three years later, Avery and Jack divorced. Abbie (their child) was only three. Jack and Liz lost touch, but he shortly found out that he had a son. He went to Liz's apartment, seeing her carrying a two-year old boy with brown hair and blue eyes. Just like his.
"Jack?"
"Is this...is this my son?"
She smiled.
"Yup. This is little Jake Lemon."
"Lemon? You mean you're not married?"
"Still single."
Jack kissed Liz.
"I'll fix that."
He carried little Jake in his hands and went inside their house.
"Hey, Jake. Can you say 'Dada'?"
"Daddy."
Jake hugged his dad.
"P-p-product Integ-g-gration."
"I think he's taking after you, Jack."
"And I'm proud of him. Get some sleep, Lemon. I'll catch up with you later. I'm gonna talk to him."
Liz waved goodbye and kissed her family goodnight.
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Jack can really end up with only one woman. Liz has a celebrity encounter in the elevator!
"Liz, would you like to be a bridesmaid?" Avery asked.
"Well, um, Jack kind of already asked me to be his best man."
"Did he already plan your tuxedo?" Avery joked.
"Yes, he actually has. No, I'm just kidding."
"Well, we could plan something. While the other bridesmaids are walking, since you're going to be the first one, you could stand on my side. Then, when the wedding starts, you go over to Jack's side. Sound good?"
"Yeah, that's a great idea. Can you believe you're getting married tomorrow?"
"Oh, I know right! This stupid baby made me have to buy my ideal wedding dress 1 size larger."
"Don't call it stupid. I wish I was you right now."
"What, getting married to Jack?"
"No! Having a baby."
"You really want one, don't you?"
Liz nodded.
"Well, I really wasn't going to tell Jack this, but I was really planning to put the baby up for adoption when it was born."
"What are you trying to say?"
"Do you want her, Liz? Do you want the baby?"
"No, it's yours, Avery."
"What about artificial insemination? Jack has some really good sperm."
"Avery! Are you kidding me right now?"
"No! I'm serious! He's your best friend and I'm sure he wouldn't deny if I gave him permission."
"But, that would be...like sharing a guy."
"My baby could have a step-sister or a step-brother. It's like he's married to two women. Isn't that what he's always wanted?"
"Well, yeah, but--"
"No buts. Go do him, for all I care. That's why, when I work, he could spend time with you."
"But, I'm not gonna be married to him, right?"
"No. He's just gonna be spending time with your family, which is probably you, him and your baby."
"Are you that confident that I'm gonna be pregnant?"
"One hundred percent. Now, get out of that dressing room and show me your bridesmaid dress."
Liz got out of the dressing room.
"Great."
"I have one more question, though."
"What?"
"What should I call you when you're married to Jack?"
"Avery, still."
"Okay, well I gotta go. Make the purchase on my card. I have to meet with Jack for the bachelor party."
"Oh my gosh, is it eight o' clock already?"
"No, no. It's only three. I have to plan the whole thing."
"Tell him I said 'hi!'."
"Will do!"
When Liz got to Jack's house, Jack was sitting on the couch, watching tv.
"Hey, Jack."
"Lemon, I've never seen you like that before."
"Like what?"
"Like your hair's really straight, it's got a dash of red in it, and the makeup really accents your face."
"And...?"
"You look stunning. How was it with Avery?"
"Thanks! But Avery got the right dress and she got my bridesmaid dress too."
They stayed silent for about a minute, until Liz spoke.
"She wants you to sperm me."
"What?"
"She wants me to be pregnant as well, since she has little to no friends, so she wants you to do me. Call her for proof."
Jack did call Avery.
"Hello?"
"It's Jack."
"Oh, hi."
"Are you serious?"
Avery sighed.
"Look, she wants to get pregnant. And it's perfect to you that you're gonna be with two women at the same time."
"Why me?"
"Because she's gonna have a beautiful child if you're the father. And then our daughter could have a step sibling."
"So, you're approving?"
"I already took all your condoms away."
"Agh, damn you, Avery Jessup!"
"Bye."
Jack sat back down to where Liz was.
"There's no bachelor party."
"What?! But I already planned the whole executive theme."
"Who's all gonna be in it?"
"Anyone you want it to be."
"Just you and me, right?"
"You'll just have to wait. You can just wear your executive clothes, and I'll find something to wear."
"Where's it gonna be at?"
"Waldorf Astoria. Most expensive room, 30B."
"Alright, see you then."
Jack gave Liz his gold card.
Liz left Jack's house and quickly went to buy the most expensive, elegant and sexy dress she could find. She went to buy some "sexy underthings," as she liked to call it. She went and bought makeup and stilettos. And, for Jack's sake, she waxed.
It was 7:30. She had everything ready. She went to Astoria.
"Lemon-Donaghy."
"Here you go, miss."
"Can I have the 'Do Not Disturb' sign, please?"
"Here you are."
"Thank you."
Liz walked to the elevator. The doors were about to close when someone went inside the last minute.
Brad Pitt.
"Thanks," he said.
Liz smiled and nodded. Was she in the same elevator a Brad Pitt? Yes.
"Fancy event you going to?" he asked.
"Oh, this? Um, yeah."
"Golden Globes?"
"What?"
"The Golden Globes. You're Liz Lemon, right?"
"Yes, yes I am. But I'm not here for that."
Brad saw the "Do Not Disturb" sign Liz was holding in her hand.
"Oh, I get you. Well, this is my floor. Nice meeting you, Liz."
"You too!"
When she got to the room, it was huge. It was like two of her apartments in one. She quickly got the champagne and poured two glasses. She sat on the couch, legs crossed, with her left leg fully exposed.
Jack opened the door a few minutes later. He saw a woman, her body, but not her face. She was wearing a dress and she had a glass of champagne in her hand.
"Excuse me miss, do you know where Liz Lemon is?"
Liz turned on the light with a button.
"Hello, Jack."
Jack's eyes widened.
"Ah, Miss Lemon, there you are."
"Here's your champagne."
They talked for a while. She kind of considered it role-playing, since she wasn't talking like herself. They got pretty drunk at the end.
Jack kissed Liz.
"Mister Donaghy, I thought you were gonna get married tomorrow."
"It's bad luck to see the bride on the day of the wedding."
There was no communication when Jack was guiding Liz to the bed.
"Okay, the role-playing can stop now."
Liz chuckled.
"I know, Jack."
"But you do look gorgeous, you know."
"It was--"
"Money well spent, indeed."
Jack was trying to get Liz's dress off, but it wouldn't budge.
"Oh, be careful with that, that was your money."
"I don't care. We can buy you a new one. I have all the money to buy you anything."
Yup, this was the best bachelor party he's had. And is he loving it.
The next day, Jack woke up late. It was 10 am. His wedding starts in two hours.
"Wait, don't leave," Liz said, as she grabbed Jack's arm.
"I have to. Today's wedding day."
"At least help me with my clothes? Please."
"Alright."
When Jack was helping Liz with her dress, Liz looked sad.
"What's wrong?" Jack asked.
"It's just...gonna be different with you being married, you know?"
"How? You'll still be able to see me."
"Yeah, but I won't be able to kiss you, and have all this time with you."
"I can still kiss you and we can schedule dinners for us to talk. Liz, look at me."
Liz looked at Jack.
"It's gonna be fine. I'm still gonna be Jack, your go-to guy."
Liz smiled.
"Okay, I believe you."
"Alright, let's go."
"Wait."
Jack straightened his tie.
"There. Perfect."
When they got outside the doors, paparazzi were everywhere.
"Jack! Who's the woman?" one photographer asked.
Jack ignored them, and they kept their heads down.
When they finally got to the place where he was gonna get married, Avery was waiting for them. Liz covered Jack's eyes.
"It's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding!"
Jack turned to his room to get his tuxedo ready.
"So, how was it?" Avery asked.
"How was what?"
"Jack."
"Who, Jacky? He's the best one. I don't know what I would do without him."
"Yeah, I suppose that's true. Come on, get into your dress. The wedding starts in 10 minutes."
"Hey, Avery?"
"What?"
"Can you promise me one thing?"
"And that is...?"
"Don't leave Jack, okay? He's a nice guy, and he really loves you."
Avery left without saying a word.
Finally it was time for the wedding. Jack had never seen Liz in her bridesmaid dress before, so he was quite surprised at what he saw.
She stood at Avery's side, not looking happy. For some reason, she looked sad.
After the wedding, when Avery and Jack were about to go on their honeymoon, Jack told the driver to stop. He got out of the car and went to Liz.
"Jack? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be with Avery."
"I know. But I couldn't leave without giving you this."
He gave her one last kiss, and a hug.
"Bye, Jack."
Nine months later, Liz did give birth. To a baby boy. She named him Jacob. He was perfect.
Three years later, Avery and Jack divorced. Abbie (their child) was only three. Jack and Liz lost touch, but he shortly found out that he had a son. He went to Liz's apartment, seeing her carrying a two-year old boy with brown hair and blue eyes. Just like his.
"Jack?"
"Is this...is this my son?"
She smiled.
"Yup. This is little Jake Lemon."
"Lemon? You mean you're not married?"
"Still single."
Jack kissed Liz.
"I'll fix that."
He carried little Jake in his hands and went inside their house.
"Hey, Jake. Can you say 'Dada'?"
"Daddy."
Jake hugged his dad.
"P-p-product Integ-g-gration."
"I think he's taking after you, Jack."
"And I'm proud of him. Get some sleep, Lemon. I'll catch up with you later. I'm gonna talk to him."
Liz waved goodbye and kissed her family goodnight.
END
"Fake" Wedding
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: I don't know, maybe the upcoming "Mrs. Donaghy"
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: I don't wanna give it away!
Liz woke up, seeing Jack staring at her.
"Hiya, Jack."
"Hey, Lemon."
"Is today the day?"
"Yes, yes it is."
"What do I wear?"
"Well, I didn't have enough time to buy you a dress for the rehearsal, so I will let you use my white shirt and then I'm pretty sure you can have a veil."
"Why did you choose me again for rehearsal?"
"I didn't, remember? Avery did, and I agreed. She had to cancel our wedding plans to go to Canada and do a report on whatever she's doing."
"Ah, sure. But, wait. It's bad luck to see the bride on the day of the wedding!"
Jack gasped.
"Oh, no!! Well, in that case, goodbye future wife! I'll see you at the wedding!"
Jack kissed her, and Liz smiled.
As Jack got out of the door, she put on his white shirt and it just reached above her knee. She got a piece of white, transparent cloth, and put it on her head.
"Mrs. Donaghy?" someone asked.
"Yes?" Liz replied.
"Would you need--that's your wedding dress?"
"We didn't have time. But do I look pretty?"
"Let me fix that."
The maid helped Liz with her makeup and got some flowers for her.
"Um, Rachel?"
"Oui, madam?"
"Would you like to be a bridesmaid?"
"I would be honored to, Mrs. Donaghy."
It was finally time.
The bridesmaids made their way to the front. Jenna, with Kenneth. Cerie, with some executive and Rachel the maid with her dog.
Liz's parents couldn't make it, so Colleen offered to walk with her.
"Even though I know you two did it last night, I know this will work."
When they finally reached the front, Jack was smiling, in the warm, Caribbean sun.
"We are gathered here today..." the captain of the ship started.
"...and now their vows. Elizabeth?"
Liz read off Avery's script.
"Jack, I'm only marrying you because of--Oh, wow. Yikes. I am not saying that. I'll just wing this for Avery's sake."
Liz cleared her throat.
"Jack, I met you almost six years ago. Since then, you've been my friend, my mentor, and the one person I could trust with everything. The way you could actually make me laugh, that spark of happiness in your voice whenever I come to see you, it's perfect. People say we're not a perfect match, but hey, opposites attract, right? So where I'm standing, right here, right now, I'm glad because I'll get to spend the rest of my life with you."
"Jack?" the captain asked.
"Elizabeth, I love you. Although I've already gone through marriage once, I know you're the right one. Meeting you wasn't an accident. Now, sometimes, you may be a pain, but that's the thing I love most about you. I can't figure out what you're gonna do next. You're spontaneous and bubbly. And I am proud to be the man you chose to spend the rest of your life with."
They put the rings on each other, and then the captain kept talking.
"And now, by the power vested in thee, I know pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Jack kissed Liz.
"Alright! Good rehearsal, everybody! We'll see you tomorrow with the real bride!" Jack said.
"Jack? That was the real thing," the captain said.
"What are you talking about? This is rehearsal."
"You already have your rings. In rehearsal, you're not supposed to pass the rings."
Before Jack could reply, his phone started ringing.
"Hello?"
"Jack, it's Avery."
"Why did you call?"
"I called because...I planned the rehearsal to be a real wedding."
"What?!"
"I don't want to be married. I couldn't take it. I got Liz to fill me in, because I know you'll be happy with her."
"Well, what about the baby? Our baby?"
"I gave birth to it yesterday."
"That's--"
"I had an abortion. It wasn't your child. It was my boss's. I'm sorry if I lied to you. I hope you and Liz are happy."
Avery hung up.
"Hey, how's Avery?" Liz asked.
"The baby's dead. She had an abortion."
Liz's eyes started filling with tears.
"But, there's a good thing that came out of this."
Liz sat down, and Jack followed.
"What?"
"We're married. For real."
Liz looked at her ring.
"But we didn't even start dating yet."
"There's no going back now, you know. Plus, the reception is about to start. Avery planned all our favorite foods."
Jack wiped away Liz's tears and they headed to the reception.
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: I don't know, maybe the upcoming "Mrs. Donaghy"
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: I don't wanna give it away!
Liz woke up, seeing Jack staring at her.
"Hiya, Jack."
"Hey, Lemon."
"Is today the day?"
"Yes, yes it is."
"What do I wear?"
"Well, I didn't have enough time to buy you a dress for the rehearsal, so I will let you use my white shirt and then I'm pretty sure you can have a veil."
"Why did you choose me again for rehearsal?"
"I didn't, remember? Avery did, and I agreed. She had to cancel our wedding plans to go to Canada and do a report on whatever she's doing."
"Ah, sure. But, wait. It's bad luck to see the bride on the day of the wedding!"
Jack gasped.
"Oh, no!! Well, in that case, goodbye future wife! I'll see you at the wedding!"
Jack kissed her, and Liz smiled.
As Jack got out of the door, she put on his white shirt and it just reached above her knee. She got a piece of white, transparent cloth, and put it on her head.
"Mrs. Donaghy?" someone asked.
"Yes?" Liz replied.
"Would you need--that's your wedding dress?"
"We didn't have time. But do I look pretty?"
"Let me fix that."
The maid helped Liz with her makeup and got some flowers for her.
"Um, Rachel?"
"Oui, madam?"
"Would you like to be a bridesmaid?"
"I would be honored to, Mrs. Donaghy."
It was finally time.
The bridesmaids made their way to the front. Jenna, with Kenneth. Cerie, with some executive and Rachel the maid with her dog.
Liz's parents couldn't make it, so Colleen offered to walk with her.
"Even though I know you two did it last night, I know this will work."
When they finally reached the front, Jack was smiling, in the warm, Caribbean sun.
"We are gathered here today..." the captain of the ship started.
"...and now their vows. Elizabeth?"
Liz read off Avery's script.
"Jack, I'm only marrying you because of--Oh, wow. Yikes. I am not saying that. I'll just wing this for Avery's sake."
Liz cleared her throat.
"Jack, I met you almost six years ago. Since then, you've been my friend, my mentor, and the one person I could trust with everything. The way you could actually make me laugh, that spark of happiness in your voice whenever I come to see you, it's perfect. People say we're not a perfect match, but hey, opposites attract, right? So where I'm standing, right here, right now, I'm glad because I'll get to spend the rest of my life with you."
"Jack?" the captain asked.
"Elizabeth, I love you. Although I've already gone through marriage once, I know you're the right one. Meeting you wasn't an accident. Now, sometimes, you may be a pain, but that's the thing I love most about you. I can't figure out what you're gonna do next. You're spontaneous and bubbly. And I am proud to be the man you chose to spend the rest of your life with."
They put the rings on each other, and then the captain kept talking.
"And now, by the power vested in thee, I know pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Jack kissed Liz.
"Alright! Good rehearsal, everybody! We'll see you tomorrow with the real bride!" Jack said.
"Jack? That was the real thing," the captain said.
"What are you talking about? This is rehearsal."
"You already have your rings. In rehearsal, you're not supposed to pass the rings."
Before Jack could reply, his phone started ringing.
"Hello?"
"Jack, it's Avery."
"Why did you call?"
"I called because...I planned the rehearsal to be a real wedding."
"What?!"
"I don't want to be married. I couldn't take it. I got Liz to fill me in, because I know you'll be happy with her."
"Well, what about the baby? Our baby?"
"I gave birth to it yesterday."
"That's--"
"I had an abortion. It wasn't your child. It was my boss's. I'm sorry if I lied to you. I hope you and Liz are happy."
Avery hung up.
"Hey, how's Avery?" Liz asked.
"The baby's dead. She had an abortion."
Liz's eyes started filling with tears.
"But, there's a good thing that came out of this."
Liz sat down, and Jack followed.
"What?"
"We're married. For real."
Liz looked at her ring.
"But we didn't even start dating yet."
"There's no going back now, you know. Plus, the reception is about to start. Avery planned all our favorite foods."
Jack wiped away Liz's tears and they headed to the reception.
END
Baby, It's Cold Outside
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "I really can't stay....I gotta go away....."
"Aw, blerg!"
The same situation that's been going on since yesterday morning. The water in her shower wasn't getting warm. Yesterday, she asked her neighbor if she could use it, but today, her neighbor was at work. There was only one option left.
Jack's apartment.
She unlocked the door (yes, she has a key. Friends are supposed to have keys) and quietly went inside. Jack probably wouldn't notice, since she thought he was gonna be screwing some twenty-one year old journalist. It was almost Christmastime, and she still had no present for Jack.
She got a towel out of his drawer (because she forgot to bring one....duh!), grabbed one of the rich-smelling shampoo he has and...that's when she realized it was a Saturday. So she grabbed one of his A-shirts. It was really big for her. The shirt reached down to the top of her knees. She started the water and went in.
"I really can't stay..." was Jack heard when he woke up. That beautiful, clear voice. Liz was wrong. He didn't sleep with anyone last night or this morning. He went to the restroom where Liz was taking a shower in and was of course, still singing. Jack never heard Liz sing, so he didn't know it was her, and he thought he must've slept with someone last night, otherwise they wouldn't be here.
"I've gotta go way,"
"Baby, it's bad out there," Jack sang softly to himself.
"I wish I knew how..."
"To break the spell," they both sung.
Liz couldn't hear Jack singing with her. So when she finally finished, before she could even get her towel, Jack kissed her.
"You're a great singer," he said.
Liz finally snapped out of it.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jack?"
"Lemon?! Good god, what are you doing here?"
"My shower wasn't working and I was....Will you stop looking at my boobs?! Can you just...get me a towel, please?"
Jack just stood there. Liz sighed.
"Fine. Stare at my boobs. I'll give you ten seconds."
She went up closer to him.
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five..."
Jack got her a towel and wiped the water off of her and helped her put on his a-shirt.
"Your hair looks really nice today, Lemon."
"What, my messy hair? Looks like sex hair to me. By the way, I'm surprised you didn't notice my underwear."
"Let me see them."
She blushed.
"I'm not wearing any. But I'll show you what I did wear on the way here."
She held up her underwear and Jack was impressed.
"Put them in my closet. I'm sure you won't be needing it anytime soon."
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "I really can't stay....I gotta go away....."
"Aw, blerg!"
The same situation that's been going on since yesterday morning. The water in her shower wasn't getting warm. Yesterday, she asked her neighbor if she could use it, but today, her neighbor was at work. There was only one option left.
Jack's apartment.
She unlocked the door (yes, she has a key. Friends are supposed to have keys) and quietly went inside. Jack probably wouldn't notice, since she thought he was gonna be screwing some twenty-one year old journalist. It was almost Christmastime, and she still had no present for Jack.
She got a towel out of his drawer (because she forgot to bring one....duh!), grabbed one of the rich-smelling shampoo he has and...that's when she realized it was a Saturday. So she grabbed one of his A-shirts. It was really big for her. The shirt reached down to the top of her knees. She started the water and went in.
"I really can't stay..." was Jack heard when he woke up. That beautiful, clear voice. Liz was wrong. He didn't sleep with anyone last night or this morning. He went to the restroom where Liz was taking a shower in and was of course, still singing. Jack never heard Liz sing, so he didn't know it was her, and he thought he must've slept with someone last night, otherwise they wouldn't be here.
"I've gotta go way,"
"Baby, it's bad out there," Jack sang softly to himself.
"I wish I knew how..."
"To break the spell," they both sung.
Liz couldn't hear Jack singing with her. So when she finally finished, before she could even get her towel, Jack kissed her.
"You're a great singer," he said.
Liz finally snapped out of it.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jack?"
"Lemon?! Good god, what are you doing here?"
"My shower wasn't working and I was....Will you stop looking at my boobs?! Can you just...get me a towel, please?"
Jack just stood there. Liz sighed.
"Fine. Stare at my boobs. I'll give you ten seconds."
She went up closer to him.
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five..."
Jack got her a towel and wiped the water off of her and helped her put on his a-shirt.
"Your hair looks really nice today, Lemon."
"What, my messy hair? Looks like sex hair to me. By the way, I'm surprised you didn't notice my underwear."
"Let me see them."
She blushed.
"I'm not wearing any. But I'll show you what I did wear on the way here."
She held up her underwear and Jack was impressed.
"Put them in my closet. I'm sure you won't be needing it anytime soon."
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
"Black Tie" Ending FOR ME!!!
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters, I'm really not in livejournal or anything but it's this "comment fic meme" prompt. I'm supposed to be studying for my finals, but I don't care!
Spoilers: "Black Tie" and a mix of some other episodes, I guess?
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: The way I wanted it to end.
"I'm twelve years younger than you."
"Well, your age then."
Jack was slowly moving near her face.
"N-n-n-n--Oh."
Jack unlocked her necklace and took it off her neck.
And then, he kissed her. Danny was right. She was a great kisser. So much so that he could actually just stick with the kissing and nothing else.
Well, of course, the kissing couldn't last forever.
"Don't stop," Liz said.
He kept kissing her, and then he started unzipping her dress. He had trouble half-way, and Liz was just laughing.
"Can I...tear the dress?"
"You paid for it. But I like this dress."
"I don't care. I'll buy you a new one."
And so, the dress was gone and Liz was left wearing only her underwear.
Jack was surprised.
"Okay! I wore sexy underthings! I hope you're happy."
Liz was blushing, but Jack was smiling.
"I taught you well, haven't I?"
"Aw, no. Don't get all mentor-y on me when we're about to do it."
"Whatever you say, Lemon."
"And can we go back to the kissing? I kinda like the kissing."
No response from Jack.
Liz untied the tie, and unbuttoned his dress shirt.
"Wait," he said.
"What?"
"Do you really want to do this, Lemon?"
"Of course. I bought sexy underthings, I haven't stopped you from doing anything, so yes."
"Are you sure?"
"For the last time, yes. I'm ready to do this."
"I'm just making sure you don't back out on me."
"Jack, I'm drunk and I look hot right now, don't I? You gotta admit, my boobs look better in this light, right?"
Jack nodded.
"And my hair, messy hair. Now isn't that hot?"
Jack nodded once again.
"So, Jacky, I'm not gonna back out. For one, I pretended to be your girlfriend and because I'm your best friend. And that's what friends do."
Jack kissed her to shut up.
It worked.
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters, I'm really not in livejournal or anything but it's this "comment fic meme" prompt. I'm supposed to be studying for my finals, but I don't care!
Spoilers: "Black Tie" and a mix of some other episodes, I guess?
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: The way I wanted it to end.
"I'm twelve years younger than you."
"Well, your age then."
Jack was slowly moving near her face.
"N-n-n-n--Oh."
Jack unlocked her necklace and took it off her neck.
And then, he kissed her. Danny was right. She was a great kisser. So much so that he could actually just stick with the kissing and nothing else.
Well, of course, the kissing couldn't last forever.
"Don't stop," Liz said.
He kept kissing her, and then he started unzipping her dress. He had trouble half-way, and Liz was just laughing.
"Can I...tear the dress?"
"You paid for it. But I like this dress."
"I don't care. I'll buy you a new one."
And so, the dress was gone and Liz was left wearing only her underwear.
Jack was surprised.
"Okay! I wore sexy underthings! I hope you're happy."
Liz was blushing, but Jack was smiling.
"I taught you well, haven't I?"
"Aw, no. Don't get all mentor-y on me when we're about to do it."
"Whatever you say, Lemon."
"And can we go back to the kissing? I kinda like the kissing."
No response from Jack.
Liz untied the tie, and unbuttoned his dress shirt.
"Wait," he said.
"What?"
"Do you really want to do this, Lemon?"
"Of course. I bought sexy underthings, I haven't stopped you from doing anything, so yes."
"Are you sure?"
"For the last time, yes. I'm ready to do this."
"I'm just making sure you don't back out on me."
"Jack, I'm drunk and I look hot right now, don't I? You gotta admit, my boobs look better in this light, right?"
Jack nodded.
"And my hair, messy hair. Now isn't that hot?"
Jack nodded once again.
"So, Jacky, I'm not gonna back out. For one, I pretended to be your girlfriend and because I'm your best friend. And that's what friends do."
Jack kissed her to shut up.
It worked.
END
Monday, January 10, 2011
Who Cares?
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters, two mine.
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Jack never thought this day would come.
Twins.
The two, new, beautiful lives Jack gave her.
"Hey, Jack. Can I see them?"
Jack turned around to see his girlfriend, lying down on the hospital bed.
"Hey, sleepyhead. You named these two before you passed out. This," he handed the baby to her.
"...is Jane. She's the oldest by half a minute."
Liz held Jane in her hands. Jane grabbed Liz's finger with one of her hands and hugged it, until she fell asleep.
"Beautiful, isn't she?" Jack asked.
Liz nodded.
"How can you love someone so much if you just met them?"
Jack started tearing up. Ever since they started dating, Jack has been more of a sensitive person with Liz, a side she's never seen before.
"Aw, Jack, come here."
Liz kissed him.
Jack handed her the other baby.
"This is Emma."
"Why didn't we name them with rhymes?"
"You said we didn't want people to get mixed up with them, so we got those names."
"Janie and Emma Donaghy."
"And don't forget, Elizabeth and Jack Donaghy."
"What do you mean?" Liz asked.
"Liz, will you marry me?"
A smile lit up her face.
"Yes, of course!!!"
Jack slipped the ring on her finger, while Liz started crying.
"Look at me, crying like an idiot."
"You're not an idiot. I've known more idiots in my life, and they're not like you."
Liz smiled.
"Jack? What's today?"
"October 14th."
"Let this state, that on my birthday, I gave birth to two beautiful girls, and I got engaged to the man that is my best friend."
Seven years and 364 days later, the day before Emma and Janie's eighth birthday, Liz's birthday, and Jack and Liz's 3rd wedding anniversary, Liz was snoring. She turned around and saw Jack, staring at her.
"Today's date night."
"Good morning to you too, buddy. I thought last night was date night."
"Last night was leading into date night, but we--or I, called it sex night."
"How did we--?"
"Do it without the kids knowing? Simple, they went to Abbie's sleepover."
"Abbie? I'm blanking out here."
"Abbie, Avery and Carol's child."
After they ate breakfast, they heard footsteps.
"Emma, Janie, we have a surprise for you!!" Liz said.
"What is it, Mommy? Abbie threw us out way too early. She said her mom told her to hurry up before you two do...what was it called, Janie?"
"It started with an 's.' How come Abbie knows big words and we don't?"
"Oh, you'll learn it soon enough, little monkeys." Liz said.
The twins started jumping up and down.
"What's the surprise? What's the surprise?"
"Well, since Janie is older, how about you and me walk and talk in the hallway?"
"Sure, dad."
Jack walked Janie to a new portion of their house, Janie with her eyes closed.
"Open them, sweetie."
Janie opened her eyes and started screaming. She hugged her dad and ran to Emma and Liz.
"Emma! Emma!!!! Dad and Mom made a new room for me!!!"
Emma started jumping even higher.
"Yay! I don't have to share a room with her!"
"And there's more. Emma, Janie, living room," Jack said.
The girls sat on the couch while Liz stood by them.
"What are you up to, Jack?" Liz asked.
"I want you ALL, even you honey, to close your eyes."
"Again?" Janie asked.
"Or I won't give this to you."
"Oops. Sorry, Daddy. Continue!"
Jack gave the twins a small rectangular box. Emma had trouble reading, but as soon as she saw the picture, she didn't need to read anything.
"iPhones?! OH MY GOSH, DADDY!"
Liz looked at him with one eyed closed.
"Hey, no peeking, wife."
Liz rolled her eyes and closed them.
Jack handed her a huge white box. Liz sat down, and the girls followed.
"Want me to help you, Mommy?"
"I'm fine, Emma. Thanks."
Liz opened it and inside was a dress. The dress she was looking at the other day. She just stared at it. Jack started getting worried.
"You don't like it?" he asked.
"I don't."
"Oh--"
"I LOVE IT!!!!"
Liz quickly jumped up from her seat and kissed Jack.
"The kids, the kids," he whispered.
"Oh, who cares?"
Emma and Janie quickly took a picture of them kissing on their new phones. Janie whispered something to Emma's ear.
"Sent!" she whispered back.
In California (yes, Emma and Janie took a trip all the way to California from New York just for a sleepover), Abbie was out, but Avery couldn't rake the beeping noise from Abbie's phone anymore. She read the message, and sure enough, she saw Jack and Liz making out. But, it wasn't a photo...it was a video. Avery tried stopping the video, but it wouldn't budge. She saw a message at the bottom. "I think they're gonna do it," was all it said.
She was mad. But who cares? It's date night. And plus, she's on the other side of the country.
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters, two mine.
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Jack never thought this day would come.
Twins.
The two, new, beautiful lives Jack gave her.
"Hey, Jack. Can I see them?"
Jack turned around to see his girlfriend, lying down on the hospital bed.
"Hey, sleepyhead. You named these two before you passed out. This," he handed the baby to her.
"...is Jane. She's the oldest by half a minute."
Liz held Jane in her hands. Jane grabbed Liz's finger with one of her hands and hugged it, until she fell asleep.
"Beautiful, isn't she?" Jack asked.
Liz nodded.
"How can you love someone so much if you just met them?"
Jack started tearing up. Ever since they started dating, Jack has been more of a sensitive person with Liz, a side she's never seen before.
"Aw, Jack, come here."
Liz kissed him.
Jack handed her the other baby.
"This is Emma."
"Why didn't we name them with rhymes?"
"You said we didn't want people to get mixed up with them, so we got those names."
"Janie and Emma Donaghy."
"And don't forget, Elizabeth and Jack Donaghy."
"What do you mean?" Liz asked.
"Liz, will you marry me?"
A smile lit up her face.
"Yes, of course!!!"
Jack slipped the ring on her finger, while Liz started crying.
"Look at me, crying like an idiot."
"You're not an idiot. I've known more idiots in my life, and they're not like you."
Liz smiled.
"Jack? What's today?"
"October 14th."
"Let this state, that on my birthday, I gave birth to two beautiful girls, and I got engaged to the man that is my best friend."
Seven years and 364 days later, the day before Emma and Janie's eighth birthday, Liz's birthday, and Jack and Liz's 3rd wedding anniversary, Liz was snoring. She turned around and saw Jack, staring at her.
"Today's date night."
"Good morning to you too, buddy. I thought last night was date night."
"Last night was leading into date night, but we--or I, called it sex night."
"How did we--?"
"Do it without the kids knowing? Simple, they went to Abbie's sleepover."
"Abbie? I'm blanking out here."
"Abbie, Avery and Carol's child."
After they ate breakfast, they heard footsteps.
"Emma, Janie, we have a surprise for you!!" Liz said.
"What is it, Mommy? Abbie threw us out way too early. She said her mom told her to hurry up before you two do...what was it called, Janie?"
"It started with an 's.' How come Abbie knows big words and we don't?"
"Oh, you'll learn it soon enough, little monkeys." Liz said.
The twins started jumping up and down.
"What's the surprise? What's the surprise?"
"Well, since Janie is older, how about you and me walk and talk in the hallway?"
"Sure, dad."
Jack walked Janie to a new portion of their house, Janie with her eyes closed.
"Open them, sweetie."
Janie opened her eyes and started screaming. She hugged her dad and ran to Emma and Liz.
"Emma! Emma!!!! Dad and Mom made a new room for me!!!"
Emma started jumping even higher.
"Yay! I don't have to share a room with her!"
"And there's more. Emma, Janie, living room," Jack said.
The girls sat on the couch while Liz stood by them.
"What are you up to, Jack?" Liz asked.
"I want you ALL, even you honey, to close your eyes."
"Again?" Janie asked.
"Or I won't give this to you."
"Oops. Sorry, Daddy. Continue!"
Jack gave the twins a small rectangular box. Emma had trouble reading, but as soon as she saw the picture, she didn't need to read anything.
"iPhones?! OH MY GOSH, DADDY!"
Liz looked at him with one eyed closed.
"Hey, no peeking, wife."
Liz rolled her eyes and closed them.
Jack handed her a huge white box. Liz sat down, and the girls followed.
"Want me to help you, Mommy?"
"I'm fine, Emma. Thanks."
Liz opened it and inside was a dress. The dress she was looking at the other day. She just stared at it. Jack started getting worried.
"You don't like it?" he asked.
"I don't."
"Oh--"
"I LOVE IT!!!!"
Liz quickly jumped up from her seat and kissed Jack.
"The kids, the kids," he whispered.
"Oh, who cares?"
Emma and Janie quickly took a picture of them kissing on their new phones. Janie whispered something to Emma's ear.
"Sent!" she whispered back.
In California (yes, Emma and Janie took a trip all the way to California from New York just for a sleepover), Abbie was out, but Avery couldn't rake the beeping noise from Abbie's phone anymore. She read the message, and sure enough, she saw Jack and Liz making out. But, it wasn't a photo...it was a video. Avery tried stopping the video, but it wouldn't budge. She saw a message at the bottom. "I think they're gonna do it," was all it said.
She was mad. But who cares? It's date night. And plus, she's on the other side of the country.
END
Saturday, January 8, 2011
No Disturbances
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Jack/Avery
Summary: Jack said something he shouldn't have. Especially when he was with Avery.
"Oh, Liz," he said, while kissing Avery.
Whoops. That...was not Liz. And why would be even say Liz when he's got another woman with him?
Avery pulls away.
"What?" she asks, hands on her hips.
"Um." He's blank. He has no excuse on why he called her Liz.
"You called me Liz. As in...Liz Lemon, your co-worker?"
Still blank. Avery grabbed his phone and looked at the call records. Scrolling down, all she could see were received and made calls from Liz and one missed call from her. Missed. and no missed calls from Liz. Huh. Now this, was getting strange. She looked at Jack, who was in a coma or something, because he just remained standing, with the same expression.
She decided to call Liz. She answered on the first ring.
"Hey, Jack! How's it going? I missed you!"
Avery was speechless.
"I mean, like I missed you as a friend. Look, I wanna apologize for last night. I should've kissed you. And now I regret not kissing you."
Still speechless, still blank. Boy, if they were gonna get married, Jack and Avery would have to talk.
"Shocked, huh? Well, I better go. Thanks for last night. Bye."
Liz hung up.
So that's where Jack was last night. With Liz. And not with her. She grabbed a glass of water, and threw the water on his face. Jack "woke" up.
"What the hell was that for?!"
"You were with Liz last night?"
"What makes you think that, Avery?"
"I called her! She even said she should've kissed you!"
As much as he wanted to, his lips wouldn't budge.
"I'm gonna get a drink," Avery said, while heading to the kitchen.
When she left the living room, someone went inside his apartment. It was Liz.
"You told me if there was any emergency, I would use this key you gave me."
"Well, what's wrong?" Jack asked.
"I haven't seen you all day!"
Liz ran up to hug Jack. But Jack wasn't in the mood for hugging. He kissed her.
"Liz. Oh, Liz," he kept saying. Liz let out a moan. He just unzipped half of her dress when Avery came back from the kitchen, wine and glass in hand. Both glasses dropped.
Avery flipped both of them off, and started packing.
It's as if nothing had happened, since Jack kept kissing Liz, but she finally made him stop for at least a second.
"Bye, Avery!" she said as she closed the door.
"Now, where were we?"
END
My One and Only
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's Characters
Spoilers: Umm..I don't know.
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Liz/Carol, Jack/Avery, Avery/??? (haha, you already know anyway.)
Summary: Liz tells Jack the truth. (Follow-up to "Tell Me, Lemon")
"...and that's why I was crying last night."
"It's been three months? Really, Lemon? THAT long?"
"That's all you got on my huge explanation?"
Jack was silent.
"Okay! It has been three months since I got any. Carol's just been traveling and of course, probably doing Avery right now."
"My future wife...is getting some from your boyfriend? How is that even hypothetically correct?"
"You saw them at Grizz's wedding. I saw Carol when you made out with Avery. Sad, sad face."
"You know, Avery did mention about a blond-haired man she dated a while back before me."
"You don't think they're back together, do you?"
"Maybe, maybe not. It could just be the sex and not the love."
Liz gave him a disgusted look.
"Ugh! People just...have sex and not love the person who just gave them that? What is wrong with the world today?!"
"You have no clue on anything, don't you? Okay, for example, if you really wanted to have sex so bad, why don't you ask me, your fellow manager and friend?"
"But Jack, that'd be cheating."
"They're cheating on us."
Liz started laughing.
"Shut up, Donaghy. You would never do it with me."
"As a friend, I would actually. As a manager and you as a co-worker, still allowed. No love. Just a simple act of kindness."
Liz looked at him in disbelief.
"Jack. You, me. Doing it. Does that not bother you?"
"You're still a woman."
"Whatever, you're coming with me to catch Avery and Carol."
Jack told the driver to go to Jack's apartment. He quietly opened the door, and sure enough, they had the proof.
Avery quickly pulled up the sheets, her belly still seen.
"Oh my god, Jack?! What the hell are you doing here?!"
Jack pointed to Carol.
"More importantly, what is HE doing here?"
Liz just took one look and started crying. Jack hugged her, like yesterday.
"Liz, I'm--" Carol started to say.
Liz didn't reply, but Jack was going off on Avery.
"Avery, you get dressed right now! There's something we need to talk about."
Avery rolled her eyes, and she quietly said, "Stupid bastard."
Avery got dressed and went up to Jack.
"What?" she asked.
"It's done, Avery. DONE. Tell your little eff buddy that his girlfriend is gone."
"W-what are you talking about, Jack?"
Jack and Liz left without saying anything. They went to Liz's apartment, where Jack cleaned up Liz there. He cooked food, put on Star Wars on the TV, and set up a bubble bath for her.
After Liz finally relaxed, she walked to the couch and sat next to Jack.
"You feeling better?" he asked.
"I'm fine now, thanks."
"Here."
Jack handed her the food and she started eating while she saw Padme and Anakin get married.
"You know, we could be like Anakin and Padme," Liz said, through chews.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, see, you can't really marry since Colleen doesn't approve and we have had a friendship over the years. But I'm not older than you."
"Well, Padme, eat. I have a surprise for you."
"We're finishing the movie first."
"Alright then, after the movie."
After the movie did end, Jack finally said it.
"Do you want to live in with me?"
Liz started laughing.
"That's funny. Your house is accompanied right now, Jack."
"Can I live with you, then?"
Liz stopped laughing.
"Wait, you're really serious?"
Jack nodded.
"But that would mean we're gonna be in a relationship."
"I thought we already were."
Liz thought about that for a second.
"Yeah, you're right."
"So I can?"
"Why can't you just get Avery out?"
"That woman is a she-beast! From hormone swings to who-knows-what during sex, that woman is an outrage!"
"Oh, Jacky's scared."
"I am not!"
"Haha, sure buddy. Okay, so what was your surprise?"
"Might I lead you to the bedroom?"
"You might."
Jack led her to the bedroom and explained to her what was about to happen.
"Aw, surprise sex! Thanks, Jack."
"Anything for my Lemon."
And later that evening, he whispered only one thing to Liz.
"You're Liz. You're my Liz. My one and only."
END
-Abby
Disclaimer: Tina's Characters
Spoilers: Umm..I don't know.
Pairing: Jack/Liz, Liz/Carol, Jack/Avery, Avery/??? (haha, you already know anyway.)
Summary: Liz tells Jack the truth. (Follow-up to "Tell Me, Lemon")
"...and that's why I was crying last night."
"It's been three months? Really, Lemon? THAT long?"
"That's all you got on my huge explanation?"
Jack was silent.
"Okay! It has been three months since I got any. Carol's just been traveling and of course, probably doing Avery right now."
"My future wife...is getting some from your boyfriend? How is that even hypothetically correct?"
"You saw them at Grizz's wedding. I saw Carol when you made out with Avery. Sad, sad face."
"You know, Avery did mention about a blond-haired man she dated a while back before me."
"You don't think they're back together, do you?"
"Maybe, maybe not. It could just be the sex and not the love."
Liz gave him a disgusted look.
"Ugh! People just...have sex and not love the person who just gave them that? What is wrong with the world today?!"
"You have no clue on anything, don't you? Okay, for example, if you really wanted to have sex so bad, why don't you ask me, your fellow manager and friend?"
"But Jack, that'd be cheating."
"They're cheating on us."
Liz started laughing.
"Shut up, Donaghy. You would never do it with me."
"As a friend, I would actually. As a manager and you as a co-worker, still allowed. No love. Just a simple act of kindness."
Liz looked at him in disbelief.
"Jack. You, me. Doing it. Does that not bother you?"
"You're still a woman."
"Whatever, you're coming with me to catch Avery and Carol."
Jack told the driver to go to Jack's apartment. He quietly opened the door, and sure enough, they had the proof.
Avery quickly pulled up the sheets, her belly still seen.
"Oh my god, Jack?! What the hell are you doing here?!"
Jack pointed to Carol.
"More importantly, what is HE doing here?"
Liz just took one look and started crying. Jack hugged her, like yesterday.
"Liz, I'm--" Carol started to say.
Liz didn't reply, but Jack was going off on Avery.
"Avery, you get dressed right now! There's something we need to talk about."
Avery rolled her eyes, and she quietly said, "Stupid bastard."
Avery got dressed and went up to Jack.
"What?" she asked.
"It's done, Avery. DONE. Tell your little eff buddy that his girlfriend is gone."
"W-what are you talking about, Jack?"
Jack and Liz left without saying anything. They went to Liz's apartment, where Jack cleaned up Liz there. He cooked food, put on Star Wars on the TV, and set up a bubble bath for her.
After Liz finally relaxed, she walked to the couch and sat next to Jack.
"You feeling better?" he asked.
"I'm fine now, thanks."
"Here."
Jack handed her the food and she started eating while she saw Padme and Anakin get married.
"You know, we could be like Anakin and Padme," Liz said, through chews.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, see, you can't really marry since Colleen doesn't approve and we have had a friendship over the years. But I'm not older than you."
"Well, Padme, eat. I have a surprise for you."
"We're finishing the movie first."
"Alright then, after the movie."
After the movie did end, Jack finally said it.
"Do you want to live in with me?"
Liz started laughing.
"That's funny. Your house is accompanied right now, Jack."
"Can I live with you, then?"
Liz stopped laughing.
"Wait, you're really serious?"
Jack nodded.
"But that would mean we're gonna be in a relationship."
"I thought we already were."
Liz thought about that for a second.
"Yeah, you're right."
"So I can?"
"Why can't you just get Avery out?"
"That woman is a she-beast! From hormone swings to who-knows-what during sex, that woman is an outrage!"
"Oh, Jacky's scared."
"I am not!"
"Haha, sure buddy. Okay, so what was your surprise?"
"Might I lead you to the bedroom?"
"You might."
Jack led her to the bedroom and explained to her what was about to happen.
"Aw, surprise sex! Thanks, Jack."
"Anything for my Lemon."
And later that evening, he whispered only one thing to Liz.
"You're Liz. You're my Liz. My one and only."
END
-Abby
I Belong To You
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters, song from Muse
Spoilers: None (No Avery!)
Pairing: Jack/Liz <3
Summary: Jack and Liz go to a karaoke bar, and Jack sings a song for her.
Request made by: Naz! I hope you love this.
It was Friday. It was a good week for Jack, a good week for TGS, but not so great of a week for Liz. Jack got his work done early, but Liz never came up to his office that morning.
He decided to be the one to greet her.
"Hey Jack," she said before leaving. Jack stopped her.
"You got any plans for the weekend?"
"Nope. Just me and my apartment."
"Do you want to go someplace with me?"
"Sure. Where are we going?"
"It's a surprise."
When they got outside, Jack whispered to the driver where to take them. When they finally got there, Liz was happy.
"Oh my gosh! Jack! I haven't been here since college!"
"I knew you'd love this, Lemon."
When they got inside, they saw a lot of people eating, a lot of people in the bars, and of course, the karaoke machine.
"I dare you...to seduce the woman right there who controls the machine and ask her if you could sing I Belong To You by Muse."
"A dare?"
"Yes, a dare. Here's five bucks."
Jack went to the lady and sure enough, she did let him go. So much so that she shoved the person who was singing and put Jack in her place.
"Everyone, this is Jack Donaghy. He's come to sing a song for..."
Jack whispered something in her ear.
"His girlfriend. Enjoy everyone!"
Jack grabbed the microphone, but Liz came closer, to the front table, where he could easily look into her eyes. He knows this was her favorite song. She's been singing it. It's her ringtone for him. He's been singing it, so that's now a problem. Anyways, this was for her. Dedicated to her. So he better do some good singing.
The music started playing.
"When these pillars get pulled down,
It will be you who wears the crown,
And I’ll owe everything to you"
Liz smiled and there were "awws" in the room. Jack grabbed her hand and pulled her to the stage. People were taking pictures. Liz didn't mind people were calling them a couple. She was used to it.
"I can’t find the words to say,
But they’re overdue,
I’ve travelled half the world to say,"
Jack sung and held the microphone between them and they both sang
"I belong to you."
Liz's heart almost melted. She didn't know Jack could be like this. So heartfelt with his words. And then, the last part of the song came.
"I can’t find the words to say,
When I’m confused,
I’ve travelled half the world to say,
You are my muse,
I can’t find the words to say,
But they’re overdue,
I’ve travelled half the world to say,"
and before he said the last line, he kissed Liz.
"I belong to you."
Applause stirred from the building. Drunk people were crying, even young couples applauded. The girl came back up to the stage.
"Well, that was surely something, eh? Great job, great job."
Jack and Liz stepped down from the stage.
"Did you like it?"
"I loved it, Jack. Everything about it."
"Even the kiss?"
Liz kissed him.
"Even the kiss."
"Didn't you say you were gonna spend your weekend in your apartment?"
"I think it's not gonna be in my apartment. But somebody's house."
After that, they got some drinks, and somebody...make that TWO somebodies in the world got to belong with each other.
-Abby
Monday, January 3, 2011
You See, I Was...
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters.
Spoilers: A scene from "Two Weeks Notice"
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Tracy finds Liz in the men's restroom with Jack, and he thinks they were doing something.
The only reason Liz was in the men's restroom was because Jack needed to talk to her. Why didn't he talk to her in his office or in her office? Well, they ran into each other in the elevators, so that's one reason.
"Lemon? I need your help."
"What is it, Jack? No one better be in here."
"No one is. Trust me. Can you grab that twenty dollar bill on the floor below me?"
"Um, why?"
"I dropped the dollar, Lemon. It's worth every penny."
Liz couldn't help but make a small chuckle.
"It's because of your back, isn't it?"
"Is this about old age? I don't have time for that. Just get the twenty!"
"Alright, alright! Don't get your damn panties in a knot."
Liz got the twenty from between his shoes, but when she stood up, her hair got caught in his belt buckle.
"What the--Lemon, what are you doing down there?!"
"I'm not doing anything! My hair got stuck in your belt buckle and I'm trying to get the buckle out and--Oh god, Tracy's here! Why is there something hard down here?!"
"Oh, what? You think I don't get turned on by woman down my pants? Your hands are in that area, you think it's just gonna lay there?!"
Sure enough, Tracy was there. With DotCom and Grizz. And he had a smile on his face.
"Liz Lemon, Jackie D, why didn't you tell me?"
"Tell you what, Tracy?" Liz asked.
"That you were sex buddies! It's like that new movie with Natalie Portman and my buddy Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached. Best friends can be sex buddies!"
"No, Tracy...it's a long story!"
"Very long indeed, Liz Lemon. And thank you, for making me the richest man in the writers' room."
"Tracy!"
Tracy left without saying a word. Jack finally got the belt buckle removed and Liz finally got out of the situation.
When they got out of the restroom, Jenna was there to greet them.
"Oh. Hey Jenna. What's up?" Liz asked.
"Um, Liz? Why did I hear all that groaning and moaning and you calling Jack's name violently," she inserted airquotes, "and why is your hair messed up and Jack's belt buckle is messed up?"
"Well--" Jack started to say.
"You guys are doing it!!!!!"
"Jenna!"
"I mean, I get it. You're wearing something pretty hot today anyway."
"I am?"
"But I suppose Jack doesn't care what you wear. Isn't that right, Jack?"
She patted him on the back and when she turned, she yelled to the people on that floor.
"Quickies are back!"
Liz walked with Jack back to his office and people were applauding everywhere they went.
"Nice one, Jack."
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters.
Spoilers: A scene from "Two Weeks Notice"
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: Tracy finds Liz in the men's restroom with Jack, and he thinks they were doing something.
The only reason Liz was in the men's restroom was because Jack needed to talk to her. Why didn't he talk to her in his office or in her office? Well, they ran into each other in the elevators, so that's one reason.
"Lemon? I need your help."
"What is it, Jack? No one better be in here."
"No one is. Trust me. Can you grab that twenty dollar bill on the floor below me?"
"Um, why?"
"I dropped the dollar, Lemon. It's worth every penny."
Liz couldn't help but make a small chuckle.
"It's because of your back, isn't it?"
"Is this about old age? I don't have time for that. Just get the twenty!"
"Alright, alright! Don't get your damn panties in a knot."
Liz got the twenty from between his shoes, but when she stood up, her hair got caught in his belt buckle.
"What the--Lemon, what are you doing down there?!"
"I'm not doing anything! My hair got stuck in your belt buckle and I'm trying to get the buckle out and--Oh god, Tracy's here! Why is there something hard down here?!"
"Oh, what? You think I don't get turned on by woman down my pants? Your hands are in that area, you think it's just gonna lay there?!"
Sure enough, Tracy was there. With DotCom and Grizz. And he had a smile on his face.
"Liz Lemon, Jackie D, why didn't you tell me?"
"Tell you what, Tracy?" Liz asked.
"That you were sex buddies! It's like that new movie with Natalie Portman and my buddy Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached. Best friends can be sex buddies!"
"No, Tracy...it's a long story!"
"Very long indeed, Liz Lemon. And thank you, for making me the richest man in the writers' room."
"Tracy!"
Tracy left without saying a word. Jack finally got the belt buckle removed and Liz finally got out of the situation.
When they got out of the restroom, Jenna was there to greet them.
"Oh. Hey Jenna. What's up?" Liz asked.
"Um, Liz? Why did I hear all that groaning and moaning and you calling Jack's name violently," she inserted airquotes, "and why is your hair messed up and Jack's belt buckle is messed up?"
"Well--" Jack started to say.
"You guys are doing it!!!!!"
"Jenna!"
"I mean, I get it. You're wearing something pretty hot today anyway."
"I am?"
"But I suppose Jack doesn't care what you wear. Isn't that right, Jack?"
She patted him on the back and when she turned, she yelled to the people on that floor.
"Quickies are back!"
Liz walked with Jack back to his office and people were applauding everywhere they went.
"Nice one, Jack."
END
Tell Me, Lemon.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Avery, Jack/Liz friendship
Summary: Jack finds Liz crying in her office one day.
There were always these types of days. These types of days do happen, but not so often. Rarely, actually. Which is why Jack was surprised when he saw Liz Lemon crying in her office. It was about 1 am, when everybody was out of the writers' room. Jack just got done with all the papers he wrote and he was planning to head home to his fiancé, until he made the decision of going to the writers' room. Why, do you ask, was Jack going there? Well, Liz had been working a ton lately and he knows there had to be something wrong, so there he was.
"Lemon, are you okay?"
Jack sat beside her on the couch. Her eyes had a lot of hurt inside them and there were a bunch of tissues lying around her office. Her laptop was next to her, pictures of her and Jack on the screen.
"Jack, just...just go away, okay?"
"No. You listen to me talk about my life, so I'm repaying you by doing the same. Now, tell me. What's going on? Did you and Carol break up?"
"No, it's not that."
Liz couldn't stand looking him in the eye. She wants to tell him something so bad, but the fact that him and Avery are getting married in less than a week just made things worse. The fact that she knows Carol is the real father of Avery's child. She's been keeping secrets from Jack. She doesn't like it, but that's what she has to do.
Jack put his arm around Liz.
"Tell me."
Before Liz could start saying anything, more tears just burst out of her. Even though Jack didn't know what was going on, he hugged Liz and stayed there all night.
The next morning, they didn't wake up until everyone was there. Normally, Pete was the first person to go and greet her good morning. But this time, it was Jenna, since she had to complain about the latest sketch. She saw Liz, her head lying on Jack's shoulder and her body hugging his.
She left without saying anything.
Jack was the first to wake up.
"Lemon?"
Liz woke up.
"Hey Jack."
He kissed her forehead.
"You wanna tell me why you were crying earlier?"
Liz straightened her glasses and sat up.
"I don't think it's time for that. I gotta get to work, Jack."
Liz stood up to go to her desk, but Jack grabbed her wrist.
"I've waited too long, Lemon. Tell me."
Liz didn't want any more tears to come, so she ran to the elevators.
"Liz! Liz! Where the hell are you going?!"
Jack ran after her. He finally caught up to her, on the elevator.
"I hope you're happy with her, Jack. She's real lucky and not even deserving."
"What are you talking about?"
"Avery. The baby's not yours. It's Carol's."
Jack looked at her in disbelief.
"What are you talking about?"
As the elevator doors closed, Liz began to speak.
TBC
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Avery, Jack/Liz friendship
Summary: Jack finds Liz crying in her office one day.
There were always these types of days. These types of days do happen, but not so often. Rarely, actually. Which is why Jack was surprised when he saw Liz Lemon crying in her office. It was about 1 am, when everybody was out of the writers' room. Jack just got done with all the papers he wrote and he was planning to head home to his fiancé, until he made the decision of going to the writers' room. Why, do you ask, was Jack going there? Well, Liz had been working a ton lately and he knows there had to be something wrong, so there he was.
"Lemon, are you okay?"
Jack sat beside her on the couch. Her eyes had a lot of hurt inside them and there were a bunch of tissues lying around her office. Her laptop was next to her, pictures of her and Jack on the screen.
"Jack, just...just go away, okay?"
"No. You listen to me talk about my life, so I'm repaying you by doing the same. Now, tell me. What's going on? Did you and Carol break up?"
"No, it's not that."
Liz couldn't stand looking him in the eye. She wants to tell him something so bad, but the fact that him and Avery are getting married in less than a week just made things worse. The fact that she knows Carol is the real father of Avery's child. She's been keeping secrets from Jack. She doesn't like it, but that's what she has to do.
Jack put his arm around Liz.
"Tell me."
Before Liz could start saying anything, more tears just burst out of her. Even though Jack didn't know what was going on, he hugged Liz and stayed there all night.
The next morning, they didn't wake up until everyone was there. Normally, Pete was the first person to go and greet her good morning. But this time, it was Jenna, since she had to complain about the latest sketch. She saw Liz, her head lying on Jack's shoulder and her body hugging his.
She left without saying anything.
Jack was the first to wake up.
"Lemon?"
Liz woke up.
"Hey Jack."
He kissed her forehead.
"You wanna tell me why you were crying earlier?"
Liz straightened her glasses and sat up.
"I don't think it's time for that. I gotta get to work, Jack."
Liz stood up to go to her desk, but Jack grabbed her wrist.
"I've waited too long, Lemon. Tell me."
Liz didn't want any more tears to come, so she ran to the elevators.
"Liz! Liz! Where the hell are you going?!"
Jack ran after her. He finally caught up to her, on the elevator.
"I hope you're happy with her, Jack. She's real lucky and not even deserving."
"What are you talking about?"
"Avery. The baby's not yours. It's Carol's."
Jack looked at her in disbelief.
"What are you talking about?"
As the elevator doors closed, Liz began to speak.
TBC
Saturday, January 1, 2011
I'm Sorry, What Now?!
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "Marry Me."
"Marry Me."
"I'm sorry, what now?!"
Jack leaned in, closer.
"Liz," he started, moving closer and closer by the second, holding her hand.
"We've been dating for a year. This is the longest I've gone loving a woman so much without proposing to her."
Liz thought about it for a second, then she moved close to him until their faces were millimeters away from each other.
"You wanna marry me?"
Jack licked his lips.
"Just looking at your lips, I'd do anything to you right now."
"You wanna taste the Lemon."
"I do."
"For the rest of your life, huh?"
"Even though you're joking, you know this is really turning me on."
Liz led him to the couch.
"We'll talk about that later. It's your birthday, right?"
Jack nodded.
"Well, I--"
Liz took of her shirt.
"Have a surprise for you."
"Oh my--Lemon. I am proud of you. Not only are you getting more beautiful every single day, but you're getting us a healthy sex life!"
"Is it really that healthy if we're having sex three times a day?"
"It's like food, Lemon. You need it so you can stay healthy. And you get a lot of it."
"That is true, you know."
And an hour later, Liz finally talked.
"Does...that answer your question?"
"Of course it does."
Liz rolled her eyes.
"Oh, brother. How did you even fall in love with me?"
"Well, of course. Everyone knows you were the first one to have a thing for me."
"Mm-hmm."
"And because of your personality. You're someone I can actually stay with."
Liz just chuckled at the thought.
"Come on, Jack. Let's take you out for dinner."
Just then, someone went inside their room.
"Hey you lovebirds!" Jenna said.
Liz pulled up the sheets.
"Jenna! What are you doing here?!"
"Oh, you're in the middle of something. No worries, I can wait. I'll just be at your living room."
Jenna closed the door halfway.
"How does Jenna have--"
"A key? Who knows? She probably did something for the doorman."
"Let's go. If we don't she'll--"
"Come back. Yeah."
"You know we'll have to tell her about our proposal."
Jack could see Jenna's face outside the door.
"Something tells me she already knows."
Liz smiled and kissed him.
"Happy birthday, Jack."
END
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Summary: "Marry Me."
"Marry Me."
"I'm sorry, what now?!"
Jack leaned in, closer.
"Liz," he started, moving closer and closer by the second, holding her hand.
"We've been dating for a year. This is the longest I've gone loving a woman so much without proposing to her."
Liz thought about it for a second, then she moved close to him until their faces were millimeters away from each other.
"You wanna marry me?"
Jack licked his lips.
"Just looking at your lips, I'd do anything to you right now."
"You wanna taste the Lemon."
"I do."
"For the rest of your life, huh?"
"Even though you're joking, you know this is really turning me on."
Liz led him to the couch.
"We'll talk about that later. It's your birthday, right?"
Jack nodded.
"Well, I--"
Liz took of her shirt.
"Have a surprise for you."
"Oh my--Lemon. I am proud of you. Not only are you getting more beautiful every single day, but you're getting us a healthy sex life!"
"Is it really that healthy if we're having sex three times a day?"
"It's like food, Lemon. You need it so you can stay healthy. And you get a lot of it."
"That is true, you know."
And an hour later, Liz finally talked.
"Does...that answer your question?"
"Of course it does."
Liz rolled her eyes.
"Oh, brother. How did you even fall in love with me?"
"Well, of course. Everyone knows you were the first one to have a thing for me."
"Mm-hmm."
"And because of your personality. You're someone I can actually stay with."
Liz just chuckled at the thought.
"Come on, Jack. Let's take you out for dinner."
Just then, someone went inside their room.
"Hey you lovebirds!" Jenna said.
Liz pulled up the sheets.
"Jenna! What are you doing here?!"
"Oh, you're in the middle of something. No worries, I can wait. I'll just be at your living room."
Jenna closed the door halfway.
"How does Jenna have--"
"A key? Who knows? She probably did something for the doorman."
"Let's go. If we don't she'll--"
"Come back. Yeah."
"You know we'll have to tell her about our proposal."
Jack could see Jenna's face outside the door.
"Something tells me she already knows."
Liz smiled and kissed him.
"Happy birthday, Jack."
END
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