A Certain Craving

Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Tina's characters
Spoilers: None (yet...)
Pairing: Jack/Liz, mention of Liz/Carol & Jack/Avery
Summary: Liz is 8 months pregnant.

"Liz Lemon, you look like an inflated balloon!"
"Tracy, she's pregnant." Jenna said.
"Can both of you just...go back to work!"
Liz slammed her office door in their faces. 
Liz couldn't help it. Carol was gonna be back in two months and she's due in 30 days. Her boyfriend, who impregnated her, was not gonna be there. She decided to go up to Jack's office.
"Yes, Avery, we're planning the C section. Okay, I will. Goodbye."
Jack hung up the phone and he cursed under his breath. 
"Hey, Jack. Can I talk to you about something?"
"What do you need, Lemon?"
Jack hasn't looked up from his papers. The last time he saw Liz was about a month ago, since she took a little vacation. Her stomach and her breasts weren't as large as they had been now.
"Carol's not gonna be here until March."
"Which means...?"
"Jack, look at me!"
Jack finally looked up and he saw pregnant Liz. 
"I am looking."
"I have these hormone swings. And right now..."
"You're horny and you want to get some."
"I never said I was horny. I just want to get some."
"And you're coming to my office because?"
"Why are you acting like a total jag right now? Carol's not here and I want you to do me!"
"You want me..." he paused as he pointed to himself, "To do you..?" He pointed to her.
"For now, yes. Please. I haven't had sex for a LOOONG time. And I need someone good."
"So, you're predicting I'm good in bed?"
"I'm not predicting. I know, Jack. So just please. Just this once."
"Close the door, Lemon."

LATER: 
The baby started kicking.
"Oh my god, what did I do?" Jack said.
Liz smiled at him. 
"You stopped. She's awake."
"You want me to put her back to sleep?"
"That would be so good."
"By the way, Lemon. Have you thought about names?"
"No. I haven't had time to discuss that with Carol yet. All I know is that it's a girl. You wanna see a picture of her?"
"Later, Lemon. Right now, we have to get your cravings fulfilled."
"How do you make that sound so dirty?"
"It's a gift."
"Okay, less talking, more doing."
Half an hour later, Liz and Jack put their clothes back on.
"Are you happy now, Liz?"
"Yeah. That was...mind-blowing, Jack. And I can't believe you did that for me."
"Well, I normally don't take requests from co-workers, but I know you needed it."
When they walked to the place where the elevators were, Jack took the elevator without people in it and as the elevator doors closed, he pushed the emergency stop button and put his coat over the security cameras.
"Why'd we stop?"
"Oh please. Like your horniness is gone."
"It is!"
"It's not. I should know."
"Oh that's right because you're taking care of your fiancé and you're in work screwing your best friend."
"I'd like to think of it like that, yes."
"So you'd rather have sex with me rather than...Avery?"
"Avery has a rather...thinner body shape, but you are much much better."
"Elevator sex it is."
As they were doing "it" in the elevator, Frank and the writers were checking out the security cameras all around the building.
"Hey, look. Why's that one covered?" Toofer asked.
"I don't know, maybe someone hijacked it."
"Boost the sound."
Frank boosted the sound up and all you could hear was Liz saying "Jack...Jack..." over and over and over. Then there was a loud thump and Jack's coat fell off the camera and you could see EVERYTHING that was in the elevator. Jenna walked in as the writers saw the sight.
"Is it porn day already?"
"I'd think you'd want to see who's doing it right now before saying that." 
Jenna looked at the tv screen.
"It's...holy shit. It's Jack and Liz!"
After an hour, Jack pushed the emergency stop button back and they were moving again.
"So...you wanted to see the baby picture, right?"
"Precisely."
They stood there quietly until Liz pointed to something.
"Oh my god. The camera. We're being filmed!"
"What?"
"Look! Shit. Okay, when we get to the writer's room, make a run for it."
And they did do that. But when they reached the writer's room, everyone started applauding inside.
"Yeah! Good job on screwing her, Jack!"
Jenna stood up to leave, facing Liz.
"He was gonna fuck me first."
Jack and Liz finally made it to her office, where she gave him the picture.
"She's beautiful, Lemon."
"Thanks, Jack."
"What if you named her Katherine?"
"Katherine Lemon?"
"No, Katie, whatever Carol's last name is."
"We broke up, Jack. Girl answered his phone."
"It could have been a flight attendant."
"It was a flight attendant! We got into a huge fight on who was dating Carol. In the end, she won and I lost."
"And when did this exactly happen?"
"Just about when people were applauding you."
"So it is Katherine Lemon. You could call her Katie."
"I think it's pretty."
Jack left her office and put the ultrasound in a frame and put the framed picture in front of his desk where everyone could see. Even Avery. 

END